Schlump

When you tie two penises together in a knot, and you are merely a spectator.

I schlumped Walter and Harbert

by yourpep242 April 25, 2024

Schlump

When you and two other people get together and you tie the two other penises together in a knot.

Jackline schlumped Welter and Harbie.

by yourpep242 April 25, 2024

Schlump

Schlump (SH-lǔmp)
Past tense - Schlumped
Present tense - Schlumping

“To schlump.”

Sticking your male genitalia into either a fruit or vegetable. This action is usually done at the grocery store in conjunction with edging. Schlumping is commonly done at lunch time or whilst eating a healthy snack.

*Example 1*
Guy 1 - “Hey man can you help me out right now?”
Guy 2 - “nah I’m too busy Schlumping right now maybe later.”

*Example 2*
Guy 1 - “Hey man I thought you were at the party, where are you?”
Guy 2 - “I’m Schlumping my shit crazy style in the produce aisle!”

*Example 3*
Guy 1 - “Hey, have you seen our Halloween pumpkins?”
Guy 2 - “Aww sorry man, I’ve Schlumped em’ all”

by Mister_Craigy March 20, 2024

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

To "shlump" is to dress informally, in a relaxed, casual manner.

Jake looked totally shlumpy in his sweat pants.

by readyXsetXkill June 17, 2004

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

A word meaning goodness.

That meal was full of shlumpiness!

by craig May 7, 2004

schwumpy

adj. strong and large in size, thick or bulky, most commonly describes demon tails

"Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail."

by T bone Doggy July 13, 2009

Schlumpa

The fat at the back of a fat, bald guys head/neck.

Gimmie that big schlumpa boi.

by Hexxagonal March 16, 2016