Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk

The act of caressing the inner butthole with the tip of one's tongue.

Oh, man.. that bitch gave me a Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk last night

by heffe.lowe October 8, 2017

schlaktus

a Schlaktus is a giant, humongous, or extremely large penis that cannot fit into a woman's vagina unless you slam it in there so hard that she will be yelling and screaming hours after finishing, and will be looser than a jar of mayonnaise

Damn, that schlaktus just doesn't fit!!!

by John Tobin April 28, 2008

schlannie

Schlannie is a derogatory term for a person who supports content creator, jschlatt (twitch.tv/jschlatt).

"Hey, jschlatt just uploaded!" - person 1
"No one cares, dumbass schlannie!" - person 2

by ajfhdbsn ewfdgsha January 20, 2021

schtankbox

A box with frozen chinese/thai food that needs to be warmed in the microwave for 7 minutes before eating. When done the room stinks for several hours.

Holy shit, someone is definitely having a schtankbox!

by sjchtæenckhbåkhs March 28, 2015

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022

Schlenker

An interjection of pure joy.

Oh My Schlenker!!

by amzysaurous April 21, 2011

Schlaaked

Verb; to schlaak: the crushing of ones head underneath the buttock of another.

How did you hurt your head? Sam Schlaaked it!

by Sach Ztenerson September 29, 2011