Schultzing

Titty fucking a fat bald man and ejaculating on his bald spot.

Art couldn't wait to try schultzing Justin after seeing Fat GAY Fuckers 37.

by forging ahead March 29, 2017

chad schultz

The antithesis of the Virgin Braima. Will deliver high-quality chemistry lectures at a moments notice. Is gloriously bald with a luscious goatee. Does not assign required homework but the students do it anyways out of sheer respect. His arms will always flail as he becomes enraptured by the sound of his own navy-trained vocals. Calls on all the quiet kids.

I hear you have Chad Schultz for chemistry, you will get an A.

by ragles November 18, 2019

Schultz Disease

To deny knowledge of a situation to avoid responsibility of knowing about a situation and so to appear innocent.

From Sergent Schultz of Hogan's Heroes catch phrase "I know nothing. I see nothing."

Marc: I know Sarah told you what really happened. Tell me.
James: I'm sorry, I have Schultz Disease.

by Lulupop April 28, 2010

schmultz

Sappy romance in a novel, film, or song.

That movie would have been good had it not been for all that Schmultz.

by Jewpanese May 20, 2005

schultes

a peroson who likes to show off their forearms and other muscular body parts, especially to women.

Schultes showed them last nite.

by beastly man December 6, 2006

Schultz

"The shit," awesome.

Joe: Dude, have you tried that new coffee place on Snelling?
Doug: Yeah, man, that place is the schultz!

by Banana Burger April 11, 2009

megan schultz

Stefani Schultz's younger, less-hot yet beautiful sister

Whoa I would rather look like either Megan Schultz or Stefani than myself any day!

by she who rox your sox April 29, 2011