scandigger

A girl who flirts with you just to use your scanner.

Bro 1: Bro! That chick was totally into you. She was hitting on you!
Bro 2: Nah man! She just wanted to allow me to let her use my scanner
Bro 1: What a scandigger!

by Bigdaddysteez January 4, 2014

Nigga Scan

When you are about to use the word "Nigga" but you dont know if there are any black people around so you scan the people around you to make sure that there are none around you!

Colin: WHATS UP...(Nigga Scan)NIGGA!
Brian: Nuttin Much Dawg!

by Big "C" Lil "P" August 12, 2006

Scandanavian clunge biscuit

A typically disgusting human being . The skankiest of skanks. The dirty stinking whore you wouldnt piss on if she was on fire. A carrier of the worst aids you've ever seen

Hey stringbeen That bitch is a dirty stinking shitbag .she would definitely give you aids. Yeah Roy you could almost call her a scandanavian clunge biscuit she's so gross

by Ronald weasley of the uss Ront March 5, 2019

You can scan my ass!

An increasingly common retort from customers checking out at Whole Foods Market as the cashier asks you if you have the Amazon Prime app to rescue some of your remaining paycheck.

I was with my friend Sean at Whole Payckeck when he rudely blurted out, “You can scan my ass!” which later seemed totally understandable when I saw the $150. receipt for his single bag of groceries.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019

sawn't

sawn't
contraction of 'saw' and 'not'

1. I am worried because I sawn't Paul at the party.

2. Sawn't you that he was pretending?

3. They saw who the thief was, sawn't them?

by Ezechiel February 17, 2007

Handle Your Scandal

To take care of business! Whether it's regular day to day stuff, current beef you have with anyone (or if you're the mediator in friend drama), or unfortunate mishaps in life... YOU JUST GOTTA HANDLE THAT SHIT!

Paul: "Ay, is everything good witchu and what's her name?
Joe: "Nah, man she all in my ear about some dumb shit rn. I need to set her straight!"
Paul: "Oh aight, Handle Your Scandal bruh!

by ssqwad December 29, 2014

Fuck Scan

Upon entering a bar/club/party/office... checking the room for a likely candidate. Or upon entering said bar/club/party/office.. feeling Fuck Scan eyes fall upon you...

" We were fuck scanned by every man in the room as we walked across to the bar"
" Lets fuck scan Will's party, before deciding if we'll stay"

by Futures& Loyalty December 11, 2010