Japanese Catapult

While in a fight, the last resort. A Japanese Catapult involves running at your opponent at full speed and about 6 feet before you hit him/her tuck into a cannonball with your head between your legs. Often used by the weaker ones in society such as nerds, gay people, and Ghandi.

Jorge knew he had to make a bold move when he got knocked to the ground by the jock's punch. So he pulled himself up, charged at him and tucked into a Japanese Catapult....... Jorge missed and slammed into a brick wall, shattering 3 of his ribs.

by Jack Eds August 20, 2006

Catapult Cum

When you are having sex and you reach orgasm only to release a glob of sperm that goes flying 6-7 ft through the air.

Last night I had a bad case of Catapult cum, it flew off the bed and landed on the dog.

by Safetyfirst July 31, 2012

The Catapult

when the male is about to release his fluids, he pulls back his penis and releases as he cums. thus, flinging his genital juices into her face... or any other desirable target.

martin: dude last night i was practicing my long shot!

dan: really what did you get?

martin: 20 feet!!!!

dan: really how did you do that???

martin: I used the catapult!

by martin maxwell July 22, 2006

Catapulting

The act of dry freezing your semen, breaking it up into pellet size chunks, then flinging it with a plastic spoon. This usually happens after sexual intercourse and the vagina is the most common target. This is NOT an effective way to get your partner pregnant.

Me and Sally were home alone and tried catapulting, she now has bruises in her vagina like a rotten apple.

by Munger 69 May 28, 2015

Catapult Ho

A woman who has an invisible mattress tied to her back,and throws herself at anyone male or female!

Friend 1:"Did you see Barbara all over those butches at the club?"

Friend2,"I saw her. She's a catapult ho. Just throws herself at butches whenever she can"

by JocularCyrano62 September 9, 2010

Catapult crap

Leaning far forward off the toilet then proceeding to let your shit fly right into the bowl

Grab your phone it’s time for a catapult crap

by Annonomous3221 May 25, 2021

Yoghurt catapult

A sex act where at the point of jizzing the penis is held down and released so the semen is catapulted.

John: totally did the Yoghurt Catapult last night
Richard: really, how far did you get?
John: 5 feet and then some.

by Socratov January 11, 2022