scallop bag

testicles, the testosticles, nads, gnards, marbles, jewels, balls, huevos, coinpurse, nuts, sack, satchel, berries, junk, privates, swimsuit parts, weinie-pops

Damn, can you believe that his own golfball ricocheted and hit him in the scallop bag!?!

by BOBBY!!! December 18, 2008

trouser scallop

Colloquial term for a vagina; the female counterpart of male anatomicals terms such as "trouser snake."

Those skinny jeans really emphasized her trouser scallop.

by ladyparts January 17, 2012

scallop

can be inserted for nearly any exclamation, and also used as a verb to describe violence or domination. in fact, can be used as a noun when no other word will suffice.

Oh scallops! Did you see that scallop? That punter just got scalloped!

by ScallopKing October 18, 2008

scalloped

if you rub your hand over your tire and it's not round. there is almost like a wave around the tire

I find that certain brands of tires are more prone to "scallop-ing" than others.

by JPSmack May 24, 2005

Scalloped

So drunk that you forget where you are but not to the point of passing out.

I didn't plan on pissing on grandpa but I was scalloped!

by ArualAigroegEdaj April 8, 2011

Scallop

Instead of using random, which has been completely overused by annoying teenagers and social imbeciles, scallop is a useful substitute - purely because it is a completely random word. Now that's sticking it to them!

Dave - "Hey dude, how bizarre is this, I went to see a gynecologist and I saw Louise from school."

Richard - "That's totally scallop. You don't even have a snatch."

by Grouchokirst March 19, 2009

popped a scallop

Surprise and rapid protrusion of a testicle from tight underwear or pants, most likely from casual and open-legged sitting positions.

With those tight shorts he inevitably popped a scallop.

by Swag78 January 8, 2019