snatching wigs

The act of figuratively losing your hair (wig) in response to a particularly amazing or shocking information or situation, to signify that you nearly lost your shit. The imagery is that said wig a) flies through the air; b) may interfere with air traffic if a group of wigs are snatched; c) may be seen from space if reacting to really fantastic events or information. This is deadass the highest form of reaction. Antonyms include Low-key

When BigHit Entertainment dropped the comeback date for BTS with no warning, they were snatching wigs AGAIN and sent them into orbit.

When John Cena stanned kpop, he was basically snatching wigs off nearly every fandom.

At Coachella, when the shadows of Destiny's Child appeared, Queen Bey & company were snatching wigs off everyone in attendance, those watching online, and those who hadn't even seen it yet.

by Hallyuhoo May 27, 2018

scratching narse

to scratch at your gentalia in public for a prolonged period of time, usually to impress a hot girl or smoking weed through a bong located in a black mans anus. both being equally pleasureful

"Look at Dan he can scratch narse like Denzel Washington."
"Homeless men will be scratching narse for money."

by Charlie Budd October 29, 2005

Snatching wigs

Stealing titles/claims to fame. Became popular after youtube video of a Brazilian Drag Queen literally having her wig snatched by a loser became viral.

Did you see how the Harry Potter movie broke worldwide records?!? Snatching wigs left and right.

by HeyRedRock July 18, 2011

Snatching wigs

When someone shocks you, angers you or you gets excited.

¨ Did she just- ouuu Im finna start snatching wigs.

¨ You must be snatch my wig¨

by obsessiveBTSstan November 7, 2018

im searching random thing on urban dictionary cuz im bored

fair enough. Keep going

"oh I wonder what would happen if i search for exactly what i'm doing. hmmm, like 'im searching random thing on urban dictionary cuz im bored', oh wait there is actually a definition.

by boredguy45 August 14, 2020

1-10 Scaling

A rating of the attractiveness of any person male or female on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the most ogre-like troglodyte to ever walk the earth and 10 being a literal god or goddess

Guy1: Hey check out that hottie at the bar, she's a perfect 10

Guy2: You've got Beer goggles on she's more like a low 4

Guy1: Your 1-10 Scaling is off

by Yoyopudytat September 15, 2016

Why Are You Searching This Up?

Yeah, why ARE you searching this up, HUH?

OH, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHUH

You just angered your English teacher! You made a GRAMMER MISTAKE!

*Insert Grammarly ad*

Anyhow, when you searched up 'Why Are You Searching This Up?' you are basically asking the person who is searching this up, why they searched it up, you know? BUT the thing is, you are the one who searched it up. So, you're talking to yourself... shouldn't you search up 'Why Am I Searching This Up?'
Because it makes no sense... Like... Why are YOU searching this up?

Lemme tell you somethin sistah

You are searching this up because you want to know what will happen if you do. Let me tell you something. Your parents will get mad that you are spending your time on this poop instead of doing HW.

Or...

Your just bored and in need of something to do?

IDK...

But-

Answer.
Me.

Why are you searching this up? Huh?

Now I'm confused... dang

"Why Are You Searching This Up?"
"Because I like making my English teacher mad."
*Angry English teacher noises

by Mishtah Shmee October 17, 2022