sausage wallet

the elizabethan word for "whore".

girl 1: i was in my leopard enclosure today, and my favourite leopard, lydia, was totally sexing 2 of my other leopards!
girl 2: my, oh my! what a sausage wallet!

by alice babes March 14, 2009

sausage wallet

hoe
one who offers sex for free

that girl is such a sausage wallet, she had sex with every guy at the party last night.

by sweet cheeks80632 July 2, 2008

Sausage Wallet

A woman's vangina, a warm moist region which is home to female genetalia.

I've been tryin' ya get up in dat sausage wallet fer dayz it seems.

by Matt November 10, 2003

Sausage Wallet

A young female willing to accept your penis in her vagina. She is the wallet and the man is the sausage.

Man i haven't seen your sausage wallet around lately.
Ah she's pissed at me.

by Kordd September 22, 2009

Sausage Wallet

Simply a Vagina

Larry: I would totally love to cram my johnson inside that lady's Sausage Wallet
Willy: I bet you would but too bad you have a turkey dick

by markhashairynutsicles March 18, 2010

Sausage Wallet

I invented the word a while ago whilst me and my friends were

toking on a doob, it is used to describe someones vagina or to insult someone.

Oooh, You've got a nice sausage wallet.
Shut up you fucking sausage wallet.

by Dante96 November 20, 2011

sausage wallet

Australian slang for a vagina

I bet your mum has a nice sausage wallet pussy snatch vag

by malabu June 2, 2016