Satanic Sanskrit

to write backwards in an attempt to avoid censorship

I have to post my Facebook messages in Satanic Sanskrit so the admins don’t throw me off again.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

Satanic Dump

Taking a massive dump on someones chest then lighting it on fire. You then savour the delicious smell and then begin to run your genitalia in it.

CAUTION: CONTENTS MAY BE HOT!!

Ryan Bosch of Lee, NH burned his penis skin off by giving his friend Jay Garrity a Satanic Dump.

by Felipe November 27, 2004

Satanic Bible

Written by Anton LaVey; philosophy book of the Church of Satan.

I follow the Satanic Bible.

by Kain May 9, 2004

satanic

Often related to Evil or Cruel when the religion isn't actually known or understood. It's not full of goat raping, animal killing, kiddy fiddling/killing or any sort of murdering unless an ADULT person actually deserves it.
This is because an adult person knows right from wrong, they know exactly what they are doing... If a person punches you, don't love thy enemy... Kick his fucking ass!!!

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

satanic ritual

The act of consuming a large quanity of illegal drugs and drawing a pentagram on the floor of your living room out of ketchup or ash and stabbing a virgin in the face in the center of the pentagram while singing children songs backwards this is usually done at night in the company of stuffed animals and empty boxes the performer must have an erection the entire duration of the ritual to symbolize a "horn" and his closeness to the almighty dark lord. without the erection the entire ritual will fail and he will probably be arrested shortly after.

Person #1: dude i fucked up my satanic ritual

Person #2: i'll pick up some viagra for you

Person #1 thanks man your such a bro

by asshole 74 April 14, 2011

satanic

A disparaging adjective applied by fundamentalist Christians to anyone or anything outside their own particular belief system.

My daddy says that philosophy is satanic.

by AynRandsTeddyBear April 29, 2005

Satanic

TRUE Satanic / Satanistic :
To have an enhanced and unadulterated focus of the body and mind. An elightenment of the self as opposed to a supernatural or "white-light" form of enlightenment.
A dark soul, or the dark and/or magical forces of nature.
Occultism minus the idiocy.

In my personal opinion, Russ Columbo was a Satanic man.

by Ian the Almighty October 4, 2006