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Sassitational Pull

The power of a sassy individual's sass and the degree to which it can push or pull individuals towards or away from situations, people, or places.
That girl's sassitational pull was so strong the whole room was like an episode of Will & Grace.
by TheMole171 March 12, 2010
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sassine

A huge sassy cat who is generally hated by all
eww... Sassine
by HoBo-JoE August 12, 2011
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ASSinated

The act of being made a fool in front of someone (including small children) by a complete dellusional dillweed that thinks their IQ matters to the human population. The person also believes in equality and complete fairness among friends. Go figure. Something's wrong with this.
Girl says "Hey, the metard at wal*mart wouldn't let me use my EBT card. She said the "swiper" was not working. I've had a long, hard one dealing with enough douchebags for the day, so I let it be."

Boy#1 says "you didn't get her name? Did you demand the MANAGER come and assist you? I don't get your attitude?!?"

Boy#2 says "oh boy, looks like I need to babysit you two."

Girl says "fuck all. I've just been ASSinated by my own boyfriend. Do I deserve this, really?"

Boy #1 said nothing about the delicious 18" sub sandwich that the girl bought him." Not even, thank you.

CONCLUSION: She's been ASSinated.
by fatalSTRENGTH August 10, 2010
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Shastinated

When a girl is lying on the bed and a man is on top with his back to her face having a pull. He then leans over blows his load on her twat and lets rip with some explosive diarrhea at the same time to splatter all over her face.
Andrew was getting his rocks off with Carol and then he leaned forward and shastinated her.
by # 6 Blanka February 12, 2009
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Assinate

To assassinate someone through the butt, particularly through vile means.
"I assinated him good, for his butt has become unrecognizable."
by Zileaha July 17, 2015
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salsinate

Do not over-salsinate your taco or there will be no salsa left for the rest of the family.
by Kiki Porry September 19, 2017
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Sassitute

A sassy prostitute. (Please also see sass-off or hormonal deficiency)
The man paid for sex fair and square but she was a sassitute so he got more smartass responses from her than he was expecting.
by whatyousdoin April 3, 2015
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