santorectum

Gateway to colonoscopy.

1. Does toilet paper leave you bleeding? Then try a Kohler bidet -- gentle on your santorectum.

2. Bristol Palin drank too many wine coolers and woke up in a tent, her santorectum throbbing.

by Tony.97209 June 24, 2011

Santiana

A girl with a heart of gold. She always cares more about others than herself (even if she doesn't show it she still does) and she will try her absolute best to help you. She has a smile that lights up a room but her laugh is something else.... She will always make you smile and never intentionally put you down. She's always up for a challenge no matter how hard and fangirls over people like crazy. If you meet one... don't let her go!

Person A - Who's that girl with the nice smile?
Person B - That's Santiana

by yodefsaremine July 11, 2017

Nick Santino

The amazing singer of the band A Rocket To The Moon. On Fueled By Ramen. Fake Ginger. Has a dog named Angus. Lives in Braintree, Massachusetts. Is on tour most of the time. Friends with The Maine. Full Name is Nicholas Bernard Santino. Birthday July 28th, 1988.

1: Do you love Nick Santino?
2: Duh! He's a fake ginger.

by namrevlis August 25, 2009

Santorum towel

A cloth kept nearby to clean up that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Quick, grab me the Santorum towel before this gets all over.

by babycake & boo June 19, 2011

Rick Santorum

semen mixed with fecal matter often left after continuous anal sex

"I dont care what you guys do in there... just dont leave any rick santorum on the bed sheets.."

by Dev321 July 15, 2006

Wild Santiago

A sexual act where the male participant drops a cleveland steamer in a female's mouth, then proceeds to make out with her.

They needed a whole pack of mentos after their rendezvous with the Wild Santiago.

by Hot Karl February 6, 2004

Rick Santorum

A fucking chickenshit facist. Believes the government should interfere with every aspect of every citizen's personal lives in order to shape the Country to relfect his-and only his-personal views, which would basically mean making it mandatory for all U.S. citizens to become practicing Christians. Was also the first major name in the 2012 Presidential Campaign to propose a ban on Porn-which the Supreme Court would've obviously declared unconstitutional (unless he appointed only his fellow Conservative Bible thumpers).

Rick Santorum hates freedom. Plain and simple.

by GaaraoftheDamned November 29, 2012