Santastic

Anything bearing a Santa-like quality of holiday holly jolly cheer and merriment.

"Hey man, how do I look in my new Santa hat?"
"You look totally santastic!"

"Hey, what do you think of my new elf print boxer shorts?"
"Golly gee, them's are santastic! Let me try 'em on!"

"I just turned 14 and my boyfriend got me pregnant three months ago! I'm totally freaking out, my boyfriend dumped me and moved to China, and my parents kicked me out and I'm living in the alley behind McDonald's!!! What am I going to do, the due date is on Christmas Eve and I don't want to keep it but I'm afraid to get an abortion!!"
"Whoa your baby's birthday will be on Christmas Eve! That's totally santastic!"

by Shibben McFlibben III November 29, 2010

santas hat

A low dangling scrotum with a pin sized penis

Your penis is a santas hat

by TVandchairs December 25, 2014

santas snow

The stuff that santa makes when he gets....excited. Can be bought in a bottle at Wal-Mart for 3$

"Eww, look at all of santas snow on Rudolph face!"

by Romber December 18, 2007

Santas Snow

The stuff Santa produces produces when he gets a little.....excited

"Ewww...look at all of santas snow on Rudolphs face!"

by Romber December 21, 2007

santasnowbirdfluffysasauge in your face

when santa steps on snow while at the same time killing a bird because he is eating a fluffly sasauge in your face.

Can he believe he santasnowbirdfluffysasauge in your face when your mom was there?

by lalatony January 11, 2008

Santas little helper

when a black guy dresses up as santa claus or mrs. claus at a truck stop and goes up to a horny redneck and asks what he wants for christmas. the redneck must say you they get on a random flatbed and put on a show for the whole yard of horny rednecks then the black guy while getting rammed in the asshole shoots up heroine into the horndog and then drags him back to the truck where he dresses the truck driver in santa claus suit and cuts out his mouth and his own dick and puts it into his mouth and shoves the horndogs fist up his ass til it ruptures the lower intestine and then the helper writes in shit, blood, and/or semen across the windshield "kkk you can suck my bloody butthole"

whoa dont santas little helper me

by Big Black Cock February 21, 2009

santas naughty list

classy porn

dude 1 "that guys looking at santas naughty list"

by fattyforehead January 1, 2012