Sandwich

A small town in rural Illinois. Originally called Almond, but was re-named Sandwich by Senator(I think)Almond to Sandwich. No, seriously, it's true.
Let's go to Sandwich and laugh at their funny name!
by penguin of death February 27, 2005
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Sandwich

a good sandwich. better than dylan's sammich.
Mike "my sandwich is awesome!"
Dylan "i wish my sammich was a sandwich like yours..."
by MiKeY b0i August 07, 2007
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The unfortunate problem of getting sand caught in the anus area after a trip to the beach. The arse cheeks act as two slices of bread as the sand filling rapes holes in the person anus causing bleeding. Very common with sailors.
Mike waddled back to the car after a fumble on the beach with his est friends missus complaining of sandwich
by Jiggaman April 15, 2005
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1. Something to do as a bonding exercise particularly when hungry. Quick and easy BUT also complex and diverse. To deprive great pleasure from making something so simple yet incredibly tasty.

2. To be standing on a beach when something remarkable happens that you always hoped for.
Damn...... Now that was a great sandwich.

We have never been as close as we are when we make sandwiches.

I love sandwiches more than I love life. If I can't have a sandwich I might as well die.

I can't believe that sandwish came true. Thank god for sandwishes
by Sandwichasm July 10, 2012
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A kid of mixed, unknown ethnicity who attends SUNY Geneseo. He is most well known for his ability to drink Nikolai vodka and make sandwiches out of the ladies at Sig Nu/Sig Tau, etc at parties on the weekends. Also known for his rap cat debut video and socially engineering pizza from Mama Mias.
"Yo man did u see that chick just get double-teamed on the dance floor?"
"yeah dude, that was Sandwich up on that chick's backside"
by Escape the FATE August 19, 2007
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A covert term for one who is or appears to be inbred.
Person 1 - "That guy over there belongs in a sideshow."
Person 2 - "I know, he's a bit of a sandwich, isn't he?"
by CISwede July 06, 2011
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Verb - 'to have a sandwich'. Means when you try to talk to someone you really fancy, but you end up a) saying something stupid, b) stuttering and acting weird c)running away.
Derived from having a crush on someone that worked in a sandwich shop.
"Oh my God, I had a total sandwich when I saw Pip last night."
by kimba July 17, 2005
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