sandpaper kisses

When a kitty kisses you with his or her rough little tongue.

When my cat licks me, it feels like he's giving me sandpaper kisses.

by marcoda April 15, 2012

sandpaper moments

This is a special kit consisiting of various grades of sandpaper, and it is used to aid male masturbation. The sandpaper is wrapped around the shaft of the penis, and helps to eliminate the users hand from slipping off (especially useful at the point of climax).
Generally there are two types of kits that can be purchased, the standard, and deluxe.
These kits and techniques are common practise in certain areas of Hollywood, Birmingham.

"Shit man I knocked out a sandpaper moments this morning, that shit really fuckin ripped me up"

by A G S December 14, 2007

sandpaper

dry vagina,

that girl got some sandpaper

by kangoejoe October 26, 2003

Sandpaper Sex

When you're bumping private parts on a beach and sand gets inside of the girls pussy causing it to have a sandpaper texture

I've always wanted to fuck on a Hawaiian beach but I'm afraid of it turning into sandpaper sex.

by JACKSONANDJACKx2 April 19, 2018

human sandpaper

The type of person who rubs everyone the wrong way. A person who cannot show any compassion, caring, sympathy, or empathy towards living creatures. They do not consider how their words or actions affect others and will not listen to suggestions or constructive criticism. In short, an extremely rude person who does not care that they are rude.

My boss goes out of his way to make other people feel useless. None of my co-workers like him. He's human sandpaper.

by billy crash-cradic December 21, 2021

Alabama Sandpaper

Straight sexual stimulation in which the female spreads her legs apart so her vagina is showing, and the male rubs his penis against her clitoris like he was fucking her, but only the side of the penis goes into the clit. The friction causes sexual pleasure for both of them, and they both get a happy ending...

I love the Alabama Sandpaper!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 2, 2017

sandiferism

referring to excellent advice,
write down and record for prosperity,
words of wisdom

consulting on business in a profitable way

showing of the crack-- business related

U gotta spend money to make money...

by Jsandy May 10, 2005