Sandusky'd

The act of being forcefully anally penetrated against your will (either hypothetically or physically) named after once-legendary Penn State Coach Jerry Sandusky.

Eric: Yo man how about that most recent English paper?

Me: Yeah bro, it really Sandusky'd me.

by osu5152 November 8, 2011

Sandusky Soft-Serve

Much like the Cleveland Steamer, this act involves depositing fecal matter on another human being. The direct act of San Dusky Soft Serve is as follows: You want to break up with somebody, you wait till they're asleep. Then, you open their mouth and take a nice ice cream soft serve type shit right in it. Punch them in the head to wake them up then flee the scene.

Jimmy hated Miss.Bojingles, so he decided to leave her with a Sandusky Soft-Serve as a parting gift.

by Willsyss October 13, 2006

Sandusky'd

(Verb)To be forced to give and/or receive anal/oral intercourse as a male prepubescent child or adolescent teen by a male high-profile individual who is significantly older.

(Adj.) To be associated with forcible giving and/or receiving of anal/oral intercourse as a male prepubescent child or adolescent teen by a male high-profile individual who is significantly older.

Additionally, one who is seen openly with said high-profile individual, and who's joint activities include (but are not limited to):

Sleepovers

Showers

Church

Public Sporting Events

High-School visits

Frequent Gifts on the part of the male high-profile individual as a form of bribery to keep silent about the nature of the relationship

"Those kids just got Sandusky'd."

"This job has such great pay and benefits, but I am under so much constant pressure I feel as though I am being Sandusky'd."

"My father's friend is a great guy, but when I was young I felt that if I got too close to him I would be in danger of getting Sandusky'd."

by FlyinRyan909 November 12, 2011

Sandusky Bunkbed

When 2 people share a twin bed and the larger one sleeps on the bottom and the smaller is laying on top of the larger person.

Jack and coach Sandusky did a Sandusky Bunkbed.

by Growit5inches4free November 26, 2011

Sanduskied

To be anally raped or fucked from behind without the common decency to at least give a reach around.

Ron:Hey did you ever buy that car you were talking about buying from the dealership?

D:Nah man we had all the paperwork ready to go then I got SANDUSKIED!!!

Ron:I hate when that happens.

by GREEKFUBAR November 12, 2011

Sanduskied

The end result of having been ass probed by a dick.

A girl told her sister she just got sanduskied from her boyfriend and it ruptured her anal sphincter muscle.

My wife let me give her a sandusky for our anniversary.

Can you believe it man I just sanduskied her and I don't even know her name.

by Benji Bronk November 12, 2011

Sandusky Taint Grab

A tradition traced back to the Huron Indians, the Sandusky Taint Grab is the act of grabbing and pinching a partner’s taint to extract vital information. Also known as the St. Clairsville Choad Clamp.

Sarah had to use the dreaded Sandusky Taint Grab on her husband to find out if he was cheating, and oddly enough, he liked it.

by Tequilarawks April 23, 2006