Sandman

Just another ficticious character that parents invented because they believe that they are "Fun for kids." The Sandman is supposedly the person that wisks children away into dreamland by sprinkling sand on their eyes, explaining the children's eye-crust in the morning.

"Mommy, why is there this stuff in the corner of my eye when I wake up?"
"Ummm... Oh! The sandman puts it there sweety."
"Ohhhh."

by Ryoku June 20, 2006

El Camino Sandman

When your wife brings a group of men home to fuck husband until he passes out

He is out cold after that El Camino Sandman.

by How does that tortoise taste July 25, 2018

spunky sandman

To cum on your partners eyes while they sleep. Then later when they wake up, their eyes will be crusted over.

I love to give my slutty ex-wife the spunky sandman before I leave in the morning!!

by Keith the Nomad November 12, 2008

Sandman Special

When you wake up in the middle of the night, and you have the undeniable urge to shit.

I had a big bowl of chili before I went to bed and I had a Sandman special come knockin'.

by JSaffle December 16, 2008

Sandmanning

The act of crop dusting your significant other or spouse by silently farting into your hand and “magically sprinkling” it over their nose right before they fall asleep.

Rodney: It sucked man I had to sleep on the couch last night.
George: Why, what’d you do this time?
Rodney: I got caught sandmanning the old lady, it was bad George, it was burrito night.

by Evol E July 16, 2019

Sandman that hoe

Often occurs on the beach or other sandy areas. After intercourse, the male ejaculates on his partners(preferably female)stomach and chest area. While the semen is still wet, the male picks up a handfull of sand and throws it on the female. The sand will stick to the semen. For this to work properly, the semen needs to dry with the sand in it.

Jeremy: "Golly! Look at that mildly attractive woman!"
Quick: "Damn man! I sure would like to Sandman that hoe!"

by The Quickness March 11, 2008

sandmannd

sandmannd1  /dʒɜrk/ Show Spelled Pronunciation sand-man-nd Show IPA

–noun

1. a reference used in chat forums (mostly outdoors related) to discribe a post hound/hog, wannabe fishing guide, troll, or someone who in genral will steal other idea's to us (profit from) as his own.

2. Slang. a contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential person.

–verb (used with object)

3. to take an idea someone esle devoloped and make their own: Boy, he sandmannd that idea Bill thought up
4. to utter in a broken, spasmodic way.

–verb (used without object)

5. to be a jerk or jerks.

6. to talk in a broken, spasmodic way.

7. to build up ones post count total in a web forum by the means of troll, trolling and no purpose posting.
8. to dance the sandmannd.

—Verb phrase
9. sandmannd off, Slang: Vulgar. to masturbate.

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Origin:

Every fishing website in MN

Related forms:

sandmannder, noun

sandmannd⋅ing⋅ly, adverb

A term used in chat forums (mostly outdoors related) to discribe a post hound/hog, wannabe fishing guide, troll, and someone who in genral will steal other idea's to us as his own.

1. "That member is being such a sandmannd."

2. "Oh no! I pulled a sandmannd."

3. "I heard that fishing guide is such a sandmannd. He does not know the regulations and has not put his clients on fish for months"

4. "That is a good idea that we can make money from. You better portect it so some sandmannd does not come around and steal it"

by Mntrueguide May 25, 2009