sauron syndrome

Derived from the Latin word saur- meaning red and -on meaning eyes. Most commonly diagnosed in immortal beings in their menacing tower phase of life, this affliction ones eyes to become extremely red.

Hey, Frodo, what's up with Sauron today?

-Oh man, he's suffering from an affliction of the most curious and serendipitous sorts.

By golly Frodo! You don't think...

-Yes me boy, it seems he has a a case of sauron syndrome!

OH SNAP!

by Bilbo Bag-JESUS A LION GET IN July 20, 2009

Samran

The Don, the king of the underworld. Challenge him at your own risk.

SSA member of the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit

" Get Down" Samran

by Cybersam January 7, 2012

samrina

The greatest fortnite player you will ever meet

I wish I was Samrina
Your such a Samrina

by Team Shark-water January 14, 2019

sauron

middle earth's equivalent of a crack dealer.

smeagol got some crack from sauron, and ever since bilbo baggins smoked it all, has been in a state of withdrawl.

by snorg whore February 27, 2010

Sauron

The greatest servant of Morgoth, a creation of Aulë, he went over to the darkness, and was corrupted. in the third age he became the Dark lord of Mordor, otherwise known as the Necromancer, and was destroyed when his ring was cast into mount doom. Is to be revived in the battle of Dagor Dagorath.

Sauron, the Dark Lord of Mordor, once known as Gorthaur the Cruel, taints the land with misery and woe.

by The Noid December 27, 2007

Uncle Samsonite

The glorious interdimensional God. With powers on par with Mama Kathy and Chef Boyardee. To this great magnificent creature off brand items from Kroger and Wal-mart are signs of infidelity. To capture his presence one must play 'Pony' by Ginuwine.

Uncle Samsonite, is a devorer of memes.

by Dankmemes4jesus July 7, 2018

Reverse Samson

The act of a long haired man, who is struggling in some aspect of his life, cutting his long hair and regaining his awesome strength and ability.

Man, Jeff Locke is pitching terribly lately.
Yeah I know. Maybe needs to do a reverse Samson.

by PGH15213 September 11, 2013