samoans aren't neccisarily
big fat, or ugly.
we're cool people.
but if you judge us as something we're not then your fuckin wrong. come& get yer facts first before ya'll call us this& that sheit. yes i'm samoan& i'm proud of it. fuckin racist people. i love that i'm samoan. but i ain't no racist, cus i'm also fuckin caucasian, chinese, tahitian, maorian& mexican. but more mexican& samoan then anything else. butta i ain't racist. people think what youu want bout us. yeuh there are some who can be assholes, stinkasses& so forth. butta "NOT ALL OF US ARE"! So don't judge tha whole samoan tribe becus of what you hurd or what samoan youu met. i'm pissd off, bout people talkin sheit& bein racist. but if they can't see us samoans fer who we truly are. then fuck'em. bitch fuck'em up bigg time. & fer a fact wee all can fight. but if wee get our asses kick'd then wee tell tha truth. wee ain't gunna lie. we're strait up, can beef, awesome, cool, loving, caring& more then gudd then whatcu people think bout us. Butta haters keep hatin, wee could care less. L0VE& PEACE T0 YA'LL. IT'S ALL THERE IS T00 IT(:
big fat, or ugly.
we're cool people.
but if you judge us as something we're not then your fuckin wrong. come& get yer facts first before ya'll call us this& that sheit. yes i'm samoan& i'm proud of it. fuckin racist people. i love that i'm samoan. but i ain't no racist, cus i'm also fuckin caucasian, chinese, tahitian, maorian& mexican. but more mexican& samoan then anything else. butta i ain't racist. people think what youu want bout us. yeuh there are some who can be assholes, stinkasses& so forth. butta "NOT ALL OF US ARE"! So don't judge tha whole samoan tribe becus of what you hurd or what samoan youu met. i'm pissd off, bout people talkin sheit& bein racist. but if they can't see us samoans fer who we truly are. then fuck'em. bitch fuck'em up bigg time. & fer a fact wee all can fight. but if wee get our asses kick'd then wee tell tha truth. wee ain't gunna lie. we're strait up, can beef, awesome, cool, loving, caring& more then gudd then whatcu people think bout us. Butta haters keep hatin, wee could care less. L0VE& PEACE T0 YA'LL. IT'S ALL THERE IS T00 IT(:
Girl:Hey who's that over there?
Boy: A bunch of samoan kids.
Girl: Man, i hate them.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Becus they stink, they're fat& they just think that they're all that.
Boy: Man youu people Judge to much.
Girl: Oh, who cares. Fuck them!
Boy: Youu think that they care? They don't care whatcu people say. They do them(:
Girl: Oh well i still don't care.
Boy: Well, NOT ALL OF'EM IS LIKE THAT.
Jes becus one wus an asshole to youu, don't judge all of'em& put them down. Nobody's perfect.
Girl: UGHS!
Boy: Come let's go meet them, i know some of'em.
Girl: Fuck. Okay.
Boy: Hey wussup.
Samoans: Hey dude, wannah kick it?
Boy& Girl: Yeuuh sure(:
Samoans: Aite.
Boy& Girl & Samoans: Are all kick'n it.
Girl& Boy: Wee needuh start headin home. Sorry, see ya'lls tomaro.
Samoans: Oh yeuh. Us too. Wells it wus nice meetin ya'lls. Tomaro let's kick it& do it again. PEACE& LOVE.
Boy& Girl: Aite, BYE(:
Girl: Man they're cool, i never shoulda talk'd sheit.
Boy: Told youu so. Never ever judge a book by it's cover if you don;t know.
Girl: I won't. I'm soryy. Man i never shoulda judge'd samoans. My bad. Bye(:
Boy: A bunch of samoan kids.
Girl: Man, i hate them.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Becus they stink, they're fat& they just think that they're all that.
Boy: Man youu people Judge to much.
Girl: Oh, who cares. Fuck them!
Boy: Youu think that they care? They don't care whatcu people say. They do them(:
Girl: Oh well i still don't care.
Boy: Well, NOT ALL OF'EM IS LIKE THAT.
Jes becus one wus an asshole to youu, don't judge all of'em& put them down. Nobody's perfect.
Girl: UGHS!
Boy: Come let's go meet them, i know some of'em.
Girl: Fuck. Okay.
Boy: Hey wussup.
Samoans: Hey dude, wannah kick it?
Boy& Girl: Yeuuh sure(:
Samoans: Aite.
Boy& Girl & Samoans: Are all kick'n it.
Girl& Boy: Wee needuh start headin home. Sorry, see ya'lls tomaro.
Samoans: Oh yeuh. Us too. Wells it wus nice meetin ya'lls. Tomaro let's kick it& do it again. PEACE& LOVE.
Boy& Girl: Aite, BYE(:
Girl: Man they're cool, i never shoulda talk'd sheit.
Boy: Told youu so. Never ever judge a book by it's cover if you don;t know.
Girl: I won't. I'm soryy. Man i never shoulda judge'd samoans. My bad. Bye(:
by VickyBaby<3 August 30, 2008
Hey one time I knocked this Samoan guy on the head wih a baseball bat and the bitch was still standing!
by xDave Chapellex March 4, 2008
Samoans are from the island of, what else, but Samoa. They are people that come over the class of a F.O.B. They are quite friendly at times, afraid of their parents as they give them hidings. All Samoans laugh at dry things. Actually, most Islanders do. Wait, make that ALL islanders do. Samoans are pretty strong and pretty competitive and LOVE their rugby. Although they are not that good, they enjoy it.
by bRaNdZz June 11, 2007
Of Polynesian decent from SAMOA/AMERICAN SAMOA. Naturally funny people,naturally proud people, naturally big people and natural players. There are more SAMOANS/AMERICAN SAMOANS living in New Zealand, Australia and the USA than back home. Love to go to the States for 3 weeks then talk with a thick Yank accent for the next 20 years. Will never give you their real name and hold multiple passports and birth certificates. There is no such thing as a FULL BLOODED SAMOAN as they are either part Chinese, German, Tongan or American. The Samoan Language is so tainted by foreign influence that its actually HAMOA and not SAMOA. Who ever throws the biggest party or give the biggest donation to church is considered O FOR AWESOME. Not all SAMOANS are bad but its the bad ones that give them that sterotype.
Hey do you know a SAMOAN guy named Paris? I met him last night a a club. Oh his real name is TUI, after his dads favourite beer.
by kieran51 November 10, 2010
Samoan people are honestly one of the kindest and funniest people you'll meet. They'll laugh at all your jokes despite it not being funny, and will not hesitate to prove you wrong.
Majority of the Samoans don't give out compliments, they give out jokes, but the jokes hurts. They give each other tough love and usually doesn't care if other get hurt by their jokes. Samoans are known to be very loyal, especially to their loved ones and that is true. Amongst the schools in samoa, every student and teacher is known around the school, no matter the age gap.
Samoan kids will talk behind others back, but when something happens, they would immediately take action and defend that person. Samoans don't tolerate any form of injustice around them.
There are samoans who have a high intelligence rate, they just prefer not to show it or put it on display. Those are usually the ones causing trouble, and yea it is hard to hold back a samoan, but it is merely because they hate being confined or held back from something they desperately want to do.
Indeed they do have a short temper, but mainly because they can't handle you walking around spouting bullshit and so they decided to do you a favor and prevent yourself from advertising your idiocy.
Majority of the Samoans don't give out compliments, they give out jokes, but the jokes hurts. They give each other tough love and usually doesn't care if other get hurt by their jokes. Samoans are known to be very loyal, especially to their loved ones and that is true. Amongst the schools in samoa, every student and teacher is known around the school, no matter the age gap.
Samoan kids will talk behind others back, but when something happens, they would immediately take action and defend that person. Samoans don't tolerate any form of injustice around them.
There are samoans who have a high intelligence rate, they just prefer not to show it or put it on display. Those are usually the ones causing trouble, and yea it is hard to hold back a samoan, but it is merely because they hate being confined or held back from something they desperately want to do.
Indeed they do have a short temper, but mainly because they can't handle you walking around spouting bullshit and so they decided to do you a favor and prevent yourself from advertising your idiocy.
Samoans aren't as tough as they look, even they could take so much bullshit. Samoans are just like everybody else.
by Tagaloa December 12, 2016
by cadenhuckleberry February 10, 2020
Someone is gonna end up in a hospital, but whatever. (Samoan Splashes into the pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.
by Cookees February 11, 2020