Sambed

A quiet depressed sort of guy. He's kind of like a "popular loner". Everyone gets along with him but he doesn't have any close friends. He is very funny when he wants to be and can drive a conversation. He's also insanely good at video games. He will kick your ass in every single game. If he ever gets a girlfriend he will never let go. If she leaves him he will be devastated and never love again. He shows that he doesn't care about other people's opinion yet secretly he is very insecure. He's smart but he doesn't really try in school so his grades don't reflect his intelligence. He also loves music. It's his lifeline. Be careful though. If you hurt his loved ones (family, friends, s/o) he will mess you up, he can't control his anger and will go all out on you. All around, he's a mixed guy. He can be friendly, loyal and genuine. But he can also be very depressed and quiet.

"Oh look its Sambed. He's more quiet than usual today." "Oh he's listening to music, lets just leave him alone."

by Zenruse December 2, 2021

Sammed

When a bitch takes your shit away. Usually they will use manipulation, stealing, acting as victim, blackmailing, etc. to get your resources.

Johny Depp totally got Sammed for a little bit by Amber Heard.

by ModernArtFart May 4, 2022

Getting Sammed

When an average at best shawty, no higher than a 5.4 but no lower than a 2.8, comes over and blows you twice in one day while you suck on and fondle her titties, only for her to immediately cut off all contact with you and refuse to acknowledge your texts.

Yo bro this slut came over and sucked my massive horse cock twice in one day while I stimulated her via the breast, now shes gone AWOL.

Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.

by Misterstitches November 21, 2019

samneric

doing something stupid wile your high or not
a. doing a very crazy stupid stunt
b. doing a stupid action
c. being a jack ass when your high
d. dumb stunts

i don't no an example for samneric

by spiderdj March 20, 2009

baron samedi

it is a swift back hand slap to the back of the neck usually done when standing up and the one being slapped is sitting down not expecting it. the baron samedi should be accomadated by the sam noise

if you dont settle down you are gonna get a baron samedi

james gave him a baron samedi because he was being an ass clown

by jubajumble February 10, 2009

sanedo

A verb, can be applied to a dance move.

I did the sanedo on stage. I was sanedoing in the rain.

by Vishizle-mynizzle August 18, 2009

Samedin

A stupid fucking piece of shit mother fucker who thinks he is gangster and sucks dick for a living just for his own fucking pleasure.

You said you a gangster but you neva pop nothin, You said you a wankster and you need to stop frontin, You go to the dealership but you neva cop nothin, You been hustlin' a long time and you ain't got nothin.

by Scott February 28, 2003