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Bloody Salvation

A similar version of the Wet Jesus, but this is done when the female is menstruating. When the male attempts anal the female wipes her hand across her vagina and slaps the male with a bloody hand.
Dude I thought getting that Wet Jesus was bad, but last night my girl gave me a Bloody Salvation!
by ZeFamWe September 26, 2009
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problem saturation

A process by which Mainstream Media addresses an issue incessantly, building up to a sense of pending doom. Of course, the problem, while worrisome, does not pose the grave threat they would like you to believe. Finally, MSM abandons coverage of the problem completely, moving on to another problem.
"Honey, why don't we hear any news about the drug cartels anymore?"

"That was last month's problem saturation, dear."
by Tuftskins April 30, 2009
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salutations

Salutations are fancy greetings very rarely used in today's world. Most people who say "salutations" are laughed at or made fun of, but it is still a really cool way to say hello.
Charlotte: Salutations.
Wilbur: Salu-what?
by Lord Razzola September 6, 2006
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pain of salvation

A Prog-esque band which i highly recommend you check out.
Pain of Salvation's song 'Ending Theme' may be one of the greatest things i have ever heard
by Sir Jesus H Christ May 17, 2005
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salvation armani

Well-picked items from Salvation Army, worn in a way that looks stylish.
"That's a cool hat, where'd you get that?"

"Salvation armani!"
by teh pope January 22, 2005
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sanitation engineer

Daddy when I grow up to be a man I want to be a sanitation engineer so I can pick up garbage.
by hibbidiji March 22, 2004
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Salvation Army

A church founded in the 1800's by William and Catherine Booth; started as "The Christian Mission." It was started because Booth was tired of his church turning away the homeless and the drunks off the streets. It has now spread around the world, and it has branched out into disaster relief, shelters, rehabilitation centers, thrift stores, and many other charitable works.
Kid 1: Hey, I'm going to church after school. Want to come?
Kid 2: Oh that boring one on 9th street?
Kid 1: No, the cool one. The Salvation Army.
by GabbaGabbaFrau February 1, 2009
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