sackless

Insult used to say the person is useless, stupid or something to that.

"That sackless boy fell down the well!"

by doodles April 1, 2005

Bone Sacker

Someone who derives pleasure from actively seeking and engaging in sexual intercourse with people who have an eating disorder.

"He met her on the anorexia ward.. what a bone sacker."

by Wizard Of Olz July 1, 2005

The Spackler

You start banging a girl doggie style with her head against the wall, then you start slammin her really hard till her head breaks through the first layer of dry wall then right when your about to bust you pull out and give her a swift kick to the cooter, her head will be sent through the other layer of dry wall with the last kick ,you then quickly run around to the other side of the wall and bust a nut in her face while her head is stuck

"I felt doing some remodeling last night so Suzi met the spackler"

by Pablo435 November 9, 2006

gananche spackler

Def 1:
A Spackler of Gananches is a person who gets laid a lot

Def 2:
a half insult half compliment for a friend who has done something sneaky/unusual/funny

Tyler: Mike, what's your secret?
Mike: I dunno man, i'm just a Ganache Spackler

Connor: I just stole a decorative autumn squash from an industrial greenhouse.
Geoff: Connor, you're such a Gananche Spackler.

by afterdeth September 23, 2007

Shit Spackler

Someone who is so shitty that their shit spackles a great distance and covers a large area.

That shop owner that fleeced his loyal customers out of their hard earned SSI money sure is a giant shit spackler.

by Tvvat October 18, 2021

Two Sacker

A female having an appearance of such hideous nature that not one, but two sacks are required to facilitate consensual intercourse between the female and a second party. The sacks are referred to formally as the principal and secondary sacks. The principal sack is placed over the head of the aforementioned female and serves as precautionary measure in the prevention of unnecessary visual exposure by the second party. Such visual exposures have previously been observed to cause severe gastric disturbances resulting in projectile fluid discharge--not to be confused with sexual lubricants (unsuitable viscosity). The secondary sack, more commonly known as the "safety net" is placed over the second parties head as a means of N+1 redundancy. Thus, should the principle sack fail (i.e., become banged off), the secondary sack shall become the primary means of visual protection. It should be well noted that neither sack is intended nor capable of preventing pregnancy or STDs.

Sam: Dude, I accidentally banged the principle sack straight off this two sacker the other day.

Nick: Holy shit. Dude you gotta be more careful.

Sam: Yea man, good thing I had my secondary sack stapled to my forehead.

Nick: Thank god for the N+1 rule.

by threeleggeddog July 13, 2012

Lump Sacker

Underage smoking boy, who is typically short, and has a potentially high rate of bondage with girls named crystal, and sucks dick.

Dayummm!!! Jesse is such a lump sacker!!

by Joshercake March 25, 2009