Sabertooth Zombie

a northern california hardcore band. They are also known as being the best band of all time.

Scene kid: hey man did you go to the Devil Wears Prada show?
Sabertooth fan: fuck that shit i went to the sabertooth zombie show and it was fucking awesome. Cody beat him self over his head with the mic.
Scene kid: oh. well the guy from The Devil Wears Prada has such an amazing voice. and i broke a nail.

by JimmyV117 April 16, 2008

Sabering

Similar to the female version of scissoring. Men with erections going at each other naked. Sabering, like a Star Wars light saber fight but with dicks. Replace the light sabers with dicks.

"Dude, Carl and Shane had an EPIC Sabering session tonight."

by Wivesclubbeavertonchapter September 20, 2014

Sabertooth Crotchcricket

Another name for Pubic Lice or Crabs.
Or to insult someone who is extremely hairy or u just dont like!

DJ is a sabertooth crotchcricket

by Mike Vaughan February 2, 2004

Sadistic Sabercock

When you really hate someones guts, but you want to add an element of sophistication to your insults you may utter "Sadistic Sabercock"

You dare dishonor my diseased and beloved father? You RETCHED RAT! YOU SADISTIC SABERCOCK!

You act as if you are special to me. Do you not get it? You're nothing but a SADISTIC SABERCOCK whom I will not interact with.

by PoopusSentarius December 21, 2021

Saberoid

A magical sword, much like the ones in Star Wars and Power Rangers, used to fight off evil people.

-Did you stab that mexican in the heart with a saberoid?
-Yes, yes i think i did!

by William Barnibie September 16, 2005

Sabertooth

A good looking woman of retirement age who enjoys the company of much younger men. In other words, a woman who has outgrown her status as a cougar but is still remarkably attractive. Sometimes referred to as a GMILF.

Man, Joey's Grandma is actually pretty hot. I hear she's a bit of a Sabertooth too. I'd hit it

by Uncle RaeRae July 16, 2010

Sabertooth Crotch Crickets

The prehistoric version of crabs. Quite large in size. They are characterized by their large razor blade like teeth and furry coat of hair.

Me: So did pound that bitch last night.

Jordan: Hell no bro!!!

Me: Why not?

Jordan: So I pulled off her pants and I almost got killed by her Sabertooth Crotch Crickets!!

Me: Shitty deal bro.

by Lil' Huud April 1, 2009