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Uncle Sambo

Since our president is a black guy instead of a white guy Uncle Sam is now Uncle Sambo.
So the president wants to spread the wealth around and raise my taxes? Well, Uncle Sambo can kiss my ass!
by Nickelman November 15, 2010
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sambo

a black guy who acts stupid and acts like a fool around white people. He falls to the lowest level of foolishness to get a laugh out of the Caucasian audience.
by Fuzzy Slippers October 29, 2003
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Swimbo

acronym for one's wife or girlfriend, stands for: She Who Must Be Obeyed
"I won't be going to the pub later, swimbo says I'm to paint the baby's nursery today."
by Sascha October 7, 2004
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Sambo

Archetypal Negro: Apologetic and subservient, yet will pilfer whenever unsupervised. He schemes constantly, but lacking cleverness, always ends up in trouble when his half-baked plans fail - hence the apologetic nature.

Counterpart of Buck
"Some tell me 'tis a burnin' shame
To make the naygers fight,
And that the trade of bein' kilt
Belongs but to the white.
But as for me, upon my soul!
So lib'ral are we here,
I'll let Sambo be shot instead of myself
On ev'ry day in the year."
by Maldoven July 28, 2004
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sex symbol

(n.) A person seen as someone that many people would like to have sexual relations with.
Today, it is hard to see Adolf Hitler as a sex symbol. But in the 1930's Hitlers' biggest legion of fans were female. Hysteria and fainting of females was common at public appearances. Hitler was considered a one man boy band who happened to ruled Germany.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004
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sambool

sambool ma ybool, means: a penis which can't pass urine
by Hamdooon January 14, 2008
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The Samboni Surprise

Background: A proven defensive strategy in ultimate frisbee, occurring when the defensive team dupes the offensive team to throw a floaty huck to a seemingly "wide-open" receiver.

Setup: A player on the defensive team stays back on the kickoff, while the other six players on the defensive team run down the field and match up in man-man defense. The defensive player that did not run down stands near the live sideline, and pretends to not pay attention to the action on the field.

The Play: Once an offensive cutter starts to go deep, his defender releases and the offensive player appears to be wide open. As the offensive thrower gains recognition of his teammate streaking deep unguarded, he is beside himself with joy and locks in on his receiver. As he winds up for a shot of glory, the thrower has one last thought before he releases the disc, "Man, he is so wide open. I better not overthrow this guy. All I got to do is float it." The pins are set as this last minute thought changes the trajectory of the thrower's huck. The defensive player that didn't run down on the kickoff, stops eating a turkey sub and springs into action. The offensive cutter at this point is trotting to meet the floaty disc with a waist-high pancake catch. He does not sense the poaching defender's presence until it's too late. The poaching defender follows to sky the bejeezus out of the lackadaisical cutter resulting in a change of possession.

There are no recorded accounts of this play ever failing.
The Short List of The Samboni Surprise:

Chain Lightning vs Ironside (Club Nationals - 2007)
Wisconsin vs. Colorado (College Nationals - 2008)
Chilipeno vs. Osama bin Huckin' (11th Place Game BUDA Summer League 2009)
Smoke Shak vs. DoubleWide (South Regionals 2010)
Smoke Shak vs. DoubleWide (a few points later, South Regionals 2010)
Chain Lightning vs. Revolver (Club Nationals 2010)
Bucket vs. Colin McIntyre (Club Nationals 2010)
McAIRenson vs. Agent Orange (CCC 2010)
by flyme November 21, 2010
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