1.) Aww man, my swell is awful today. If I had a thousand
fire-ants in there it'd be better than how it feels right now... wait... I did what last night?!
2.) That blow job I received was swell, she gave pretty good
head.
3.) I'm sorry sir, it appears the results of your S.T.I
test came back positive, use this cream and hopefully it won't swell any further.