noun. A bike that someone with no job and no money has taken from someone else, claiming it for themselves. Usually found being ridden by a hobo, or in the garage of a a marijuana grow-op in a shitty one horse town.
The Fuzz found my motherfucking stolen bike in the garage of some stupid nigger's grow op in Pemberton BC
by sdkhgas April 19, 2006
Get the Stolen bike mug.The caption of a photo of a young boy glaring -- for lack of a better description, the face is impossibly funny -- at a slightly older girl holding what appears to be a freshly caught fish. Colloquially, the phrase can be used in reference to a woman who has taken something, or just as a general exclamation.
(Retelling an altercation with one's girlfriend)
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.
(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.
(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.
by whit-tastic January 1, 2009
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Get the stolex mug.by Tab36 February 3, 2014
Get the stollo mug.“I brought my pig to your house and then you went and stole my clout (tea)”-Ricky Dillion and Jennxpenn ; She stole my clout!That bitch will pay I helped her rise to greatness now this is how this motherfucker repays me?
by *Q U E E N* May 26, 2018
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But we are meeting for a lunch date tomorrow !
Babe, it won't be a stolen moment if I am not stealing .... And be able to hug you is definitely the best type of stolen moments
But we are meeting for a lunch date tomorrow !
Babe, it won't be a stolen moment if I am not stealing .... And be able to hug you is definitely the best type of stolen moments
by Babe01! June 15, 2017
Get the Stolen moments mug.To fall asleep randomly in the company of friends. Sometimes accompanied by snoring. Somehow retaining the ability to jump right back into the conversation.
by atmoshacks December 20, 2010
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