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Startender

The practice hero of the bar industry, usually taking up all the air in the room trying to be the center of attention to the customers. Relishes when drunken morons call their name because it adds to their self-importance, and overcomplicates even the most basic of drinks.
"This guy's been here two weeks and you can tell he's turning into a know-it-all startender."
by The_Informant77 October 19, 2021
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Stareena

a proper name; a sex goddess; one who walks among the stars
'Stareena, may I buy you a diamond?'
'My God she is just like Stareena!'
by Lindsay June 19, 2004
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Stardenburdenhardenbart

People have been using this as a meme saying its a German word for cat or kitty. But it originates from a very old rare form of witchcraft. The spell will make any cat come to you and incidentally make any woman cum to you if you say their name beforehand.
Stardenburdenhardenbart, *cat walks up to you*.

Ashley, Stardenburdenhardenbart. *Any Ashley in a 10 foot radius needs new panties*.
by Trixrforme September 21, 2023
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startender

one who doesn't actually bartend but is there to think about it, show off, and make themselves look cool (when in reality they look foolish); not someone you want to work behind your bar
the startender stood against the well rubbing his chin wondering if he felt like bartending today.
by letstacoboutit May 29, 2016
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Starpent

(adj)-being extremely stupid in all areas such as math, reading, writing, science, and social understandings.

(n)-Someone who's mind has been severely slowed to the point of possible retardation.
Jack Black is one of the most starpent people I know.
by Gabriel Goldstein October 7, 2011
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starwank

1. The act of pleasing one's self or another person extremely well.

2. The act of pleasing one's self to thoughts of a celebrity, or pleasing the celebrity.
Hey, did you starwank the actress in the movie last night?

No, I just had a starwank at home. It was phenomenal.
by GLT75 May 17, 2017
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Starwind

Man he's almost as cool as Starwind...nah!
by Starwind September 14, 2003
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