For a man to hold a woman in the air or braced against the wall or counter while performing sexual intercourse
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A performer who relies on cheap shots at minorities and generally being an asshole for attention.
Often mistaken for comedians, who in contrast are actually funny and talented because their jokes do not punch down.
Often mistaken for comedians, who in contrast are actually funny and talented because their jokes do not punch down.
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Unemployment Office Person: "Oh. A bullshit artist!"
Comicus: "Uh...Yeah."
Unemployment Office Person: "Well, did you bullshit today? Did you try to bullshit today? Try harder or we'll have to cut-off you payments. Next please!"
Comicus: "Comicus, Stand-up Philosopher."
Unemployment Office Person: "A what?"
Comicus: "A Stand-up Philosopher. I take the collasence of daily life and produce anectdotes that have synonymous meaning with various people."
Unemployment Office Person: "Oh. A bullshit artist!"
Comicus: "Uh...Yeah."
Unemployment Office Person: "Well, did you bullshit today? Did you try to bullshit today? Try harder or we'll have to cut-off you payments. Next please!"
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