Stair Troll

A noun describing the strange pseudo goth/weeb/cosplayer/borderline bdsm hybrids (often in high-school) who amass in the stair-wells in abnormally high numbers. Stair trolls tend to wear things like cat-ears, tails, fingerless gloves, and overly large sweaters that go past their fingers. In addition to these items, they are often toe-walkers, or wear animal slippers, simulating pawed animal feet.
In essence, a stair troll is a pseudo weeb/cosplayer/goth/bdsm individual, confined within a tight social space where they feel outcasted, and herd together in reclusive areas, where they may find strength in numbers.

They are sometimes seen with hideous piercings, exotic hair colors, and foul attitudes.

Nobody knows where the stair troll comes from, and they are theorized to reproduce asexually, During lunch, they do not eat at tables, and instead are found in random locations around the cafeteria. Stair trolls never make eye contact, and cannot function without their posse. When addressed by a normal person they typically respond by hissing loudly.

Joel: Bruh those BDSM weebs at the stair-well just threw away all of their food. Nobody ate anything. When I tried to approach them they made crazy animal sounds and crawled away and started licking their paws.
Andrew: Didn’t you read the damn sign dude? Don’t approach the stair trolls.

by mooosinb July 3, 2019

Stair flash

Getting flashed by someone on glass stairs or stairs with no risers wearing a skirt and no underwear

I was sitting in the library when I looked up and I got stair flashed by Nathan. He was wearing a pink skirt but no underwear underneath, showing off to me his hairy balls

by Cyber_Pedro February 7, 2023

Stair Stepper

When a person has both feet inside 2 different girls vaginas and stands up and does a stair stepper motion.

Guy 1: Holy shit did you hear what Stephen did last night??
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: He was knee deep in those 2 bitches from class giving them the stair stepper!

by stairsteppingchamp1 March 21, 2010

stair tool

Metal tool that is about three inches wide and looks like a chizel. Used to crease carpet under the nose of a step and at the bottom of the raiser before tacking the carpet down with a staple gun. Often used with a hammer to crease thicker carpets. Also used to tuck edges of the carpet under the base-board during carpet installations in rooms.

carpet installer 1: "pass me the stair tool so I can start on the stairs."

carpet installer 2: "Que? No comprendo, como se dice en espanol?"

by Bored Soldier April 8, 2009

Stair Muncher

To eat someone out on a set of stairs

Last night i wanted to get eaten out but our bed was broken so my boyfriend gave me a stair muncher

by brw14 November 7, 2010

Stair Dweller

A group of highschool age kids that linger near the stairs and usually intimidate others. Half of the stair dwellers are Jits and are some of the most loyal friends. Most listen to awesome music and smoke weed to pass the time...

*Kid walks out of store carrying a faygo. Punches Banana Republic douche bag in face. walks away.*

"Dude... who was THAT?"

"IDK. must have been a stair dweller."

by Zombie876.99 December 18, 2011

stair rise

An in-line skating trick performed on a set of stairs. The skater will travel the length of stairs backwards with one roller blade in front of the other keeping ones balance.

I stair rised the Hoover H.S. auditorium stairs with perfection.

by Yukester December 20, 2007