squeaky tits

A person with squeaky tits is someone who has a botched boob job, like lumps, offset nipples, or abnormal shaped breasts.

"Did you see Trisha's new boobs?"
"Yeah, those are definitely some squeaky tits"

by Zaniel April 13, 2021

Squeaky Pipeline

When one person sits on the toilet taking a crap, and another person sits on his or her shoulders and is also taking a crap, while screaming like a goose (hence the term “squeaky pipeline”. The crap from the person on their shoulders will then slide down the back of the person who is sitting on the toilet, and fall into the toilet bowl.

That squeaky pipeline shit is nasty.

by JewGasser69 November 18, 2019

squeaky friend

Squeaky friends (Also known as Broblox or Robros) are friends who are young or young at heart.
They are typically portrayed as ROBLOX loving kids.

"Oh hey, Sora, want to play ROBLOX?"
"No thanks, I'm 28 and have to get to work. Have fun, my squeaky friend."

by Squirp September 9, 2020

Squeaky Friends

Sora the troll in a stream said that he felt that the term "squeakers" to describe young gamers was demeaning. And so he came up with the friendly term, "squeaky friends" to describe youthful gamers with high pitched voices.

He said: "The definition should be like... 'We all have. We all love."

I feel bad for calling gamers under 13 "kids, children, or squeaker." We should call them, "Squeaky Friends!"

by YE BROSKI September 9, 2020

squeaky hammer

getting oral from a chick and then using her saliva as lube to have anal sex with her

I got bored from getting a blowjob from Tiff so i pulled out and gave her a squeaky hammer

by JBOMB February 25, 2006

squeaky beef

A heavily processed roast beef pressed into a loaf. When sliced, the roast beef has a slimy, iridescent appearance and has a distinctive squeaky feeling when chewed. This roast beef is commonly served in cafeterias and fast food restautants.

I can't eat fast food roast beef sandwiches anymore because they all use squeaky beef.

by webster _c January 31, 2007

Squeaky Bridge

1) a bridge which is unstable, it lacks use of wd40.

2)often hopes are pinned on this bridge but always fail

jme " that ryan is a right squeaky bridge"
dave " i know he needs some wd40"

by davebarlow August 29, 2012