Guinness Stout Gut Spout

An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.

Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.

by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 1, 2014

up the spout

Found in the Military(Canada's, The US's and Elsewhere), This means to load your weapon, or denote that your weapon is already loaded...

E.g, The Glock-17 holds 16 rounds: 15 in the magasine and 1 up the spout.

by J. Michael Reiter January 13, 2008

baby spout

A catchy song from the point of view of a baby in the mother's womb. Often sung in a trio; including a bass, tener, and soprano.

"Baby Spout.. LET ME OUT of the Baby Spout.. I GOTTA GET OUT of the Baby Spout..."

by Erika January 25, 2005

up the spout

Found in the Military(Canada's and Others), It means to Chamber a Round, i.e, Load Your Weapon...

A Browning HP-35 will hold 14 rounds: 13 in the Mag, and one Up The Spout.

by Paul Douglas Reiter January 13, 2008

beaver spout

An aggressive vaginal discharge of an unnatural nature

Oh my god grandmas room was fucked up after that beaver spout accident

by Crazy_Mike August 4, 2014

Gas Spout

The act of letting a fart after anal sex.

Did you hear Pat gas spout Andy, after he pulled out?

by Cheapskate chumly May 4, 2017

Whale Spout

When a male genital has a Prince Albert piercing. When jewelry is removed the PA hole remains and during self stimulation the urethra hole is covered during ejaculation. This results in the semen extracting from the PA hole. Thus the words "whale spout"

After jacking off he shot a whale spout out of his Prince Albert hole.

by PApits May 18, 2017