spleen ass

1) of very poor quality 2) an expression of condolence.
see pimp ass

"That's a spleen ass coat you've bought there. It looks like it's made from a three-legged camel."

"Some bastard made your prize three-legged camel into a coat?? Spleen ass!!"

by mc November 30, 2003

spleen moles

Moles that live in your spleen. They aid the Swamp People who are slowly takeing over the world. ie : something that should be feared.

Fear the spleen moles

by The Sandwich on the Floor January 16, 2005

Spleen Daddy

(proper noun, plural, sp-leen dadd-ees)
Ex-Members of the Hari Krishna religon who have been outcast for not touching children, spanking their asses while chanting or wiping their select genitalia with pork chops and offal, hence the name 'spleen daddies'. These outcasts have formed their own religious sect called the 'Children of the Off-White Light', but popular urban lingo for this group is the 'Spleen Daddies'.

1. 'Pratheep tries to sell his own body parts for money to the 'Spleen Daddies'. So far he has no legs and no income.'

2. Briecase accordions are for 'Spleen Daddies'.

by karma's enigma July 2, 2003

spleen flicking

This is the process of inserting a whole hand and arm into the anus (much like fisting) when the hand and indeed first is far enough up. the anus - the person can then rapidly open and close the fist- thus making a flicking motion and taping the spleen.

This is said to be enjoyable and sexualy arounsing.

Fist me and then spleen flicking

by gay bandit May 17, 2006

spleen fart

From "to vent one's spleen". Def. from American Heritage: 3. Ill temper: vent one's spleen.

Example: "I added a mega spleen fart below that I could use some salient critique on." Yeah, I know, I dangled a participle there. No one's perfect. But you get the usage - I hope.

by RUKind January 8, 2009

Spleen Daddy

One who obsesses with the intricicies of or relating to the spleen.

whoa, Ian smells his own farts.....what a spleen daddy

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

spleen coach

n. Well-dressed earnest motivationalist who helps disaffected urbanites to reach their full potential by unmasking and eliminating any splenocentric phobias, taboos or sexual blocks. Tasty snacks, sachets of aromatic herbs, and vaginal whispering are usually included on a BOGO basis.

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So much repressed hostility, giggling at the sight of certain flowers, and so many unexplained bruises and episodes of epistaxis;: I think I need a spleen coach.

Or a competent haematologist.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2019