spiderwebs

A strange man in a top hat, and/or over-sized clothing

"So I said to Abe Lincoln, 'What's up, Spiderwebs?'"

by Walt Meyers June 9, 2008

Spiderwebbing

When post ejaculation leakage forms thin sticky webs from tip of penis to groin, never letting go, never disconnecting.

OMG, Jenny, after participating in sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, I saw him Spiderwebbing, I felt like I was in Charlotte’s Web.

by Junith_1 June 12, 2018

arabian spiderweb

Expanding or stretching the ball sack over the nose and mouth of a female resulting in a dead body to make love to them kebab them into some delishes Arabian salad

Dude I totally Arabian spiderweb her allaahhh akbarrrrr

by Nermerniger January 26, 2018

in the spiderwebs

An opiate binge of two or more days

Man Tiffany and I got some Roxies and layed up in the spiderwebs for the entire weekend

by Mildred63 September 13, 2013

Spiderwebbed me

Smashing too hard, and spiderwebbing pelvis.

Red smashed me, I think he spiderwebbed me. Need to make a trip to the ER.

by Sudafed Red February 1, 2021

SpiderWebbed

When you cum onto your pubes and it resembles a spider web as it dribbles

Girl: Hey what you up to.
Man: I just 'spiderwebbed' myself so i gotta clean up

by MrEntrepreneur October 13, 2021

Nigerian spiderweb

When you ejaculate in your own pubic hairs and let it crust until the first crow of the cock.

Man.. I wasn’t feeling too good last night I had to give myself the good ol’ Nigerian spiderweb.

by anonymous March 19, 2024