Speed weed

Speedwagon.. what are you doing?? SPEEDWAGON! PUT THAT DOWN!! STOP IT SPEEDWAGON!

Person 1 : I heard speedwagon tried drugs
Person 2: haha speed weed

by GenosCyborg August 5, 2023

ludicrous speed

The fastest speed imaginable...light speed is too slow! It is extremely dangerous to go to ludicrous speed. It may result in you going to plaid. Also, going from ludicrous speed to a dead stop will result in you being launched across your ship, flying straight into a wall.

Prepare ship...prepare ship...for LUDICROUS SPEED!!!!

by A shark in a bear suit December 29, 2005

speed-bagging his neobean

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.

Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."

by Van Eric Adams August 1, 2023

Freebase speed

Freebase speed is freebase amphetamine or freebase Ethylamphetamine. Amphetamine and Ethylamphetamine usually comes in solid HCl salt form. But freebase amphetamine and Ethylamphetamine is a liquid. You can smoke it or inhale the vapors. You can't mix freebase speed with water and drink it and you can't snort it. You would need speed HCl.

I turned speed HCl into freebase speed and then smoked it. It was awesome!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 31, 2021

New Jersey Speed Bag

When a lady squats above you whilst you are laying flat and attempts to give you a Cleveland steamer, you immediately react by applying an uppercut to the lady's rectum and forcing the would be Mr. Hanky back from wence it came.

I was with this crazy ass freak last night! She tried to give me the ole' Cleveland steamer so I gave her the New Jersey Speed Bag instead!

by New Jersey Speed Bag ASC. January 12, 2020

speed junkie

Someone who seeks out and craves thrilling speeds and/or activities to get a rush of speed.

Scott love to race cars at 175mph. He is a speed junkie

by 20vgolf October 18, 2013

High-Speed

A military term for someone who thinks ahead, and shows a good amount of dependability.

Can also be used in a negative manner, see example B.

Hey, high-speed, good work on getting the trucks up.

Hey, HIGH-SPEED, how about you take your weapon off safe before you try to fire it, how bout'that?

by PVT. Bent June 15, 2008