Spamcunt

Spamcunt: Pronunciation: \ˈspam kuhnt \
Function: adj. Slang: Vulgar.

Not to be confused with a "catfish".

Unlike a catfish who is often a lonely and self-conscious individual, (most often a female), who misrepresents themselves in order to establish an amorous online relationship, a "Spamcunt" doesn't seek your affection, only your money. They are usually social media accounts that are strictly created in order to spam (unsolicited inbox messages/links) you and others with porn site links, often claiming that if you follow the link provided, you will be able to see them nude and performing acts of masturbation for you, for a small fee. A "Spamcunt" is a Porn Merchant.

"Dude, I met this total Fox on Facebook, she is hot!"

"Bro, that's not a real chick, it's a bogus Spamcunt account, dumbass!"

by Eddie Quist February 23, 2014

Psycho Spam

An email, sent by a crazy ex, with the appearance of a spam or fishing email. Psycho Spam shows up in your inbox occasionally, every couple weeks or months, with multiple phony or vacated addresses in the "sent to" address line. These emails are sent in hopes of receiving a response by you in order for the sender to open up some sad, pathetic line of communication. Whether it's to harass, trying to stir up shit, trying to be friends again, or board with the person they are with so they are fishing for a future hook up. Any negative reply might result in a "restricted" call to your cell phone.

Pete; "Anymore from that nutty bitch who was crank calling your elderly mom?"
Jay; "No, but I get psycho spam from the nut job once every couple of months."
Pete; "She lied to you, screwed you over, talked shit about you to everyone who would listen and still emails you?
Jay; "It's okay. I've forwarded her psycho spam with replies to her boyfriend. That'll keep her busy."

by LaterM1970 October 23, 2012

spam musubi

A very popular snack and luncheon food in Hawaii;rice with a slice of Spam (cooked or uncooked) on top, and typically nori (dried seaweed) surrounding it to keep it in shape

Jeff F.: Eh brah like eat spam musubi later?

Danzel: shoots bah we go grind

by Neilboi May 30, 2008

Gaypanic Spam

When you mentally repeat or physically text something a million times while in the midst of gay panic.

"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD! DID HE JUST K I S S ME!?" The young man mentally gaypanic spams after being kissed by his crush.

by opalescentcow May 10, 2021

SPAM

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That is what spam is. Would be better without it.

by Can of Worms November 4, 2006

spamach

Large figure typically with Googily eyes often seen at panera bread Plainview new york. Hates everything and loves to masturbate.

Spamach went to the supermarket.

by Her Mathias The second December 19, 2013

Poundin' Spam

Derived from the saying "Why eat Spam, when you have Steak at Home". Spam being the lowest form of meat, while steak represents a worthwhile meal. Refers to a man that cheats on his hot wife or girlfriend with an undesirable, disfigured, or otherwise deformed ugly.

"She should leave him. She's always slaving at home while he's out Poundin' Spam".

"She's so hot, I don't know why he's always Poundin' Spam."

"Girl are you Trippin' Vag? You shouldn't be Poundin' Spam in the house, Tim is on his way home."

"Tim, did you really pound that spam for packs of free gum?"

by Josh Lines, Wayne Blythe, Isaac Reed March 15, 2008