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Cold Sorcerer

1. Someone highly contagious with cold sores/herpes simplex virus #1.

2. Someone who does not take any precautions from spreading their cold sore virus, they will openly kiss and share any kind of mouth contact knowing that they are spreading their disease.
"Alissa kissed me and then complained about how she is getting a cold sore, what a cold sorcerer!"

"Matt is such a cold sorcerer, I caught him using my toothbrush with a big huge cold sore on his lip."
by edwardbundyhands January 21, 2013
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Number sorcerer

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
"Im no number sorcerer, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."
by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008
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cock sorcerer

a person that pisses u off to no extent and should be hung by their fuckin taint!
most and foremost managerial people are a primary target to get cock sorcerer status!
by sal February 3, 2004
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butt sorcerer

someone who has enchanted soo many butts that they simply cant get away from the act of ass related sorcery.
mr asslacazam seems to really be into booty magic.

yeah hes an infamous butt sorcerer.
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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The Sock Sorcerer

Randomly having socks appear in your pockets, You try to remember how it got there, until you remember having your socks snatched by a gay dude, so you sneek in his house suck his toes in retaliation
Richard is a certified to be The Sock Sorcerer, so much in fact he moaned like hisoka when suckin on abduls toes
by IssaMysteryy January 19, 2020
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sorceress

A woman wizard who doesn't like to be called a witch because not only does that give the instant image of an ugly old hag, it rhymes with b*tch. A sorceress is usually very attractive. She has magical powers, casts spells on broken fingers, and does voodoo to make sure that everything goes her way. Sorceresses do NOT ride on broomsticks as they give terrible wedgies. They drive 2007 Mustang GT's.
Wow, that sorceress healed Melanie's finger instantly with her magic spell!
by kaybutts July 16, 2007
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Sorceress

A female, superior being that is able to cast spells and perform other acts of magic, such as controlling water, fire, or wind; or being able to transform the state or natural being of things, objects, or people.
Sometimes I think that lady next door must be a sorceress with all her black cats she has around. She must have twenty of them!
by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018
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