Somf

Sit on my face

Jordan Kelly; SOMF!
Some Girl; -sits on his face-

by iwantjordansballz June 20, 2010

Sowmya

The very annoying, stupid and very talkative kinna person sometimes. Can be very caring,generous and humble at times.is very sensitive, crybaby at times and a bad girl at times.the very music and animal addicted person,and is a very good guitarist.Is short but very cute and hot.The girl that everyone longs for.

Maya:damn!what is wrong with sowmya she is being so friggin annoying!!!!!
Sasha:well..i say welcome cuz she is at the 'most of the time mood' right now.

by Junkie thingie November 10, 2020

sowmya

n. Tamil (south Indian) dialect

1. One hundred cats, usually the noising, singing variety.
2. Common proper name for a girl in that region.

Vishnu: How do you get Sowmya to quiet down?
Mehta: Give Sowmya some warm milk.

by Sowvow September 26, 2006

SOMF

SOMF simply means "sit on my face."

The ancient of art of sitting on one's face dates back to the early years of the Ming Dynasty. It is rumored that Buddha himself created the face-sit. However, in recent times, it is most commonly used in the USB. 60% of time, it works every time.

"Hey, do you know that Vulcz kid?"
"Yeah, guy is handsome af."
"Well, he asked me to SOMF? What should I do?"
"Sit on his face, of course."

by SOMFMasterFlex May 31, 2014

Somf

Unlike the usage of somf as "Sit on My Face." This definition of somf can be used on Twitter as "Some of My Followers."

Jane: Guys, I just started talking to somf in a voice call!

Herald: Don't you mean "oomf"?

Keira: No, she means somf, "some of my followers."

by Junnamod January 18, 2021

somf

sit on my face

come here and somf

by manywordsmargaret March 26, 2011

sowmika

Awesome, hilarious, multi-talented, funny, amazing, extremely cool

Sowmika is ❤

by HieeItsme November 23, 2021