Smithwick

(Noun) A Jedi Warrior who has over-consumed cauliflower. Typically the over-use of cauliflower inhibits the use of the force, as an example, Mace Windu had attempted to utilize a force push on an enemy but instead had a poop. Surgeon General Warning. Excessive use of cauliflower in Jedi can cause harmful side effects including Nausia, Heartburn, Liver Failure, Irreversible Kidney Damage, Gender Confusion, Death, and an insatiable drive to listen to music from One Direction.

That jedi is a real Smithwick, someone must have fed him Cauliflower. I'm not cleaning this mess up.

by lnarchist April 2, 2017

Smethwick Army Youth

Smethwick Army Youth Notorious football firm just started up young firm between 15 and 20 round about 70/80 members and growing always at west brom football matches in the smethwick end at the back always kicks off with firms biggest rivals are the wolves (subway army, yam yam army).

Look out if you go to a west brom match smethwick army youth are always about

by Lucas Brooke September 30, 2007

southwind

A poorly educated Southerner who loves to let people know his opinion.

The southwind knew every one was a racist but him.

by rebelheretic November 2, 2013

southsock

A badass motherfucking singing duo that is unstoppable with their sick ass melodies and screams. No one can come close to them.

Have you heard southsocks new song? It’s fucking bodacious!

by Ampsock September 15, 2017

Smethwick Shithouse

A Smethwick Shithouse is a classic breakfast cocktail which consists of half a pint of cheap Brexity Larger (Carling is ideal), mixed with half a pint of blue WKD, served in a pint glass with a cocktail umbrella and a sense of sadness . Ratios can be adjusted to taste.

The Beverage was initially invented in March 2018 by a 2 families from the Birmingham area in a bar in north wales.

Two Smethwick Shithouses please, I have a great thirst.

by Theo Saw Us January 11, 2022

southwark college

Also known as the reject spot. when you jam your gcse and no better college or sixthform is accepting you, this is the place a south londoner would go to.

I got nothing more then 4s in my gcse it’s looking like a lewisham or southwark college for me

by anonymous November 7, 2022

Southwind Squeezer

When receiving a handjob you pass gas during climax.

Jenny gave Bob a handjob that was so good it turned into a Southwind Squeezer.

by Sailqwerty April 17, 2024