snortsky

When you crack a beer and instead of letting the foam sit at the top you snort it up you’re nose

“Aye man gimme a beer, cracks it oh bro it was shaken up!”

“SNORTSKY that shit!!”

by TheBoysss September 8, 2020

Sorks

Super + Dorks. A group of super dorks.

"the conversation is about to change to comics and quantum physics, the sorks have arrived"

by frenchasfries September 8, 2017

willbur soots ylyl rules

Rule #1 No Boomers

Rule #2 No Zoomers

Rule #3 No Weebs Under The Penalty Of Death (im looking at you phil)

Rule #4 No Marvel Stans

Rule #5 Stan Loona

Rule #6 No KPop

Rule #7 No My Little Pony Friendship Is FUCK

Rule #8 No Videos Weve Already Seen Before

Rule #9 Staged Videos Are Shit

Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5

Rule #11 Loud Is Sometimes Funny

what is the ylyl rules?

willbur soots ylyl rules are,
Rule #1 No Boomers

Rule #2 No Zoomers

Rule #3 No Weebs Under The Penalty Of Death (im looking at you phil)

Rule #4 No Marvel Stans

Rule #5 Stan Loona

Rule #6 No KPop

Rule #7 No My Little Pony Friendship Is FUCK

Rule #8 No Videos Weve Already Seen Before

Rule #9 Staged Videos Are Shit

Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5

Rule #11 Loud Is Sometimes Funny

by apple keifer October 13, 2020

check your shorts

First thing to do after you go through a scary situation and survive. The event was so frightening that you could've lost bladder or bowel control.

You almost got hit by a truck? Did you check your shorts afterwards?

by yes juanito yes April 6, 2015

Compression Shorts

Men's underwear that is usually longer than most and has a very skin tight fit. Mostly popular in sports, but also for guys who don't want their balls to flop around all day. Most say they are more comfortable than boxers since they don't ride up your leg and keep your dick in place. Most teenage boys feel the need to walk around with them in the locker room to show off their bulge .

Person 1: What kind of underwear is that?
Person 2: They're compression shorts, get some.
Person 1: Why are they better than boxers?
Person 2: They keep your balls in place and don't ride up your leg

by Nonometo March 10, 2019

Bathing Suit Shorts

When you run out of shorts and you have start wearing bathing suits as shorts.

Once summer time starts the Bathing Suit Shorts season starts also.

by Gimaf December 18, 2012

Sorostitute

I am a sorostitute. I'm better than you and I know it. You can find me on campus in the SUV my daddy bought for me, rocking my Chanel sunglasses, North Face jacket, Nike Shox or Rainbow sandals. I never leave my sorority house without my letters somewhere on me. I date a fratdaddy. I don't care that he cheats on me with other sorostitutes because I cheat on him too. I take him to date parties and sorority events just to end up flirting with one of his frat brothers. I don't have a major. I take the easiest core classes I can find and do minimal amounts of work. I know that my degree won't matter anyway because I'm going to end up a trophy wife. I love Greek life and hate GDIs. I laugh at them with my sisters when we go out to the bars. I go out to the bars and drink not only on weekends, but on Wednesdays and Thursdays too. I sing loudly with the songs at the bars and I don't care if people stare; I know its just because they're jealous. I spread rumors about other sororities on my campus. I call them sluts and cokeheads when in reality I know of several girls in my own house that do coke and sleep with tons of frat boys. Rush is the most important week of my life. I spend a week talking to girls who I would want wearing my letters. I ignore the girls rushing who are ugly and fat. After we choose the group of pledges I haze them physically and emotionally. I yell at them and make them cry, I take them to frat houses and make them do embarassing things. After that, I will call them my sisters. Looks are all that matters to me. I spent money that was supposed to be for books on tanning and manicures. I have had plastic surgery. I'm always well dressed. I pop my collar and all of my handbags- my Louis, my Kate Spade, my Prada- are real. If I look like this, frat boys will want me and other sororities will be jealous. I look better than you, I act better than you, I AM better than you. I'm a sorostitute.

I'm in a sorority but I hate sorostitutes.

by UAlready Kno May 5, 2006