Here's some bleach

Another way to say "kill yourself"

Brentley: " Bro, I broke the bong."
Chard: "Here take this."
Brentley: "What's this?
Chard: "some bleach, kill yourself."

Here's some bleach

by Captainmeeks April 30, 2014

touch some grass

A phrase said to someone who has been inside and on their phone for too long and needs to get back in touch with reality.

Person 1: Hey, did you see the TikTok I tagged you in?
Person 2: The one where people were talking about which NUMBER they would let rail them?!?!
P1: Ya! I would let 4 hit it, ngl.
P2: OUTSIDE. NOW. You need to fucking touch some grass.

by erin.sharkey April 14, 2021

some guys on ice

common misheard lyrics of “cigars on ice”

“wait it’s cigars on ice?? i thought it was some guys on ice”

by dukesthirdtrashcan March 1, 2021

putting a deposit down on some fine china

expression used to refer to a bowel movement. The china being the porcelain toilet.

Nobody could find Steve, it turns out he was in the bathroom putting a deposit down on some fine china

by Libraryguy March 23, 2011

fuck up some comma's

Spend an obscene amount of money. Blow through so much dough to the point that it must be in the thousands to use at least one comma in the number of digits, as in $10K is $10,000.00 (that would be fuckin up ONE comma, now image what it'd be like to Fuck up some comma's). So an example of Fuck up some comma's would be like spending 10K one night, then 40K the next night back to dropping another 5K on something else. Dropping money in the thousands.

Bitch, I'm on a new level, bout to go to Vegas and fuck up some comma's!

by ArrowRockstar July 9, 2016

sending some faxes

Apart from the obvious (to send a fax to another person in another location),
To send a fax is also understood as to shit on the toilet!

The toilet paper is been seen as the fax paper, the toilet & sewer as the medium of transmission, and you fill in the blank what the ink will be!

Damn man, I need to shit so badly I'm almost shitting in my pants!

You're planning on sending some faxes?

Faxes? to where?

To the other side of the world, where people will read them! :-)

by Fukaface! November 13, 2011

some bullshit

A response to an unfair or frustrating situation. Related to bullshit.

"Shit dude, my parents just told me I can't have the car tonight."
"Man, that's some bullshit."

"Jeez! I just cannot believe that the Ticketmaster service charge is more than the price of this ticket!"
"Yep. That is some bullshit."

"Irony is like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife..."
"Not exactly. More accurately, that is some bullshit."

by popesicle January 2, 2009