The couch crasher develops a sofa circuit of sympathetic or co-dependent friends' places with sofas to crash on. Only losers do the sofa circuit, because they are perpetually broke and too lazy to get a regular job and live a responsible life.

Tim has been on the sofa circuit for a year, crashing at different friends' places till they get sick of him and kick him out, then he moves on to the next friend's sofa.

Sofa Circuit by Sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

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sofa surfing

Living or traveling rent free by sleeping on the sofa of friends or relatives.

I saved a bunch of money by sofa surfing my vacation across the country.

sofa surfing by josjr May 31, 2007

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Sofa Butt

The pain you get in your ass from sitting on it all day. Discomfort can also be in the lower back.

This was referenced in S06 E21 of the popular TV Show "New Girl" (2011-2018) when Jessica Day, suffering from heartbreak, refused to leave the house.

"Let's just get you out of this house"
"Yeah, right"
"Well what are you going to do? You're gonna sit on this couch all day long? You'll get sofa butt. C'mon, let's go get some ice cream."

Sofa Butt by Abhay The Great June 11, 2019

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