Smurfs Basket

A cock ring complete with testicle cup. Could potentially lead to members turning blue if too tight.

don't you hate it when your balls slap too hard?" "oh you should try wearing a Smurfs basket!"

by o0zombieritual0o October 2, 2010

Smurfs in the sack

Blue Balls

Kenny: What happened with Jen last night dude?

Phil: She was giving sucking me clean until her dad came home early

Kenny: Damn did you finish?

Phil: Nah I got fuckin smurfs in the sack

by Double Bs December 5, 2009

papa smurfs glizzy

strong, hard, long, stretchable, blue, hard, sexy, gluck gluck 9000, reusable, bpa free. lives on papa smurf, cock. first seen on tiktok

“did you see papa smurfs glizzy yesterday?”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”

by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 7, 2020

Dances With Smurfs

James Cameron's Avatar, so called for the following reasons:
1) Near enough the same scrpit as dances with wolves
2) The Na'vi look kinda like smurfs from the 80's cartoon series

1: Dude you coming to the cinema tonight?
2: What you going to see?
1: Dances with smurfs
2: Meh i think i'll give Avatar a miss

by Runs with Eagles January 22, 2010

the smurfs

the best cartoon about little blue things in the world!

papa smurf

by random_bulldog August 31, 2003

the smurfs

Still one of the best cartoons of all time.

Cartoons today are garbage, but the smurfs kept me alive.

by Afi K. James October 30, 2003

the smurfs

communist propoganda

damn those commies! i mean smurfs

by andrew yeh December 14, 2003