smerlas

Large, frightening man, commonly employed as a bouncer or guard dog, with the intelligence of an average sheep.

Holy Shit, I aint gunna get into that club tonight, they got a smerlas at the front door.

by Nicholas Murphy January 4, 2008

smerve

A nervous smirk. Otherwise known as a nirk. An involuntary smile.

I don't find it funny but I can't help but smerve when people are angry with me.

by FlorenceAlice November 14, 2013

smerky

an abbreviation for small + perky (referring to breasts)

She's smerky.

by dakara930 September 12, 2009

smierce

Supremely mierce

A extremely ugly individual
A very bad thing

Hadley you are smierce
Dont be smierce, you yok.
Whats this mierce on my face (spot)

by feizell d August 3, 2006

smeerdo

A person who is both smelly and weird; a smelly weirdo.

Best utilized when people watching and an individual with excessively foul body odour passes by and then begins observing you.

"That smeerdo's watching us!"

by Harp/Aman March 17, 2008

Smerinate

To let settle and marinate. Thoughts or actions.

Let that Smerinate on your mind!

by CTC Giant September 6, 2016

smeer the queer

A game played by young school children, wherin they throw a football to one another and attempt to tackle the person holding the ball.

Ralph: Hey Timmy, wanna play smeer the queer?
Timmy: No way, that game's for fags.

by natalienose March 30, 2010