Smilf

Son and mom I'd like to fuck

When a hot young bat shit crazy girl becomes a lesbian lover with an older attractive female and then sleeps with her son and he knocks her up. This combination is known as smilf.

by Krista Gable July 19, 2010

Smilf

A fat chick with short skinny legs, also known as a blobsicle, For being a blob on two "popsicle" sticks.

"Dude last night i fucked a smilf."

by Salmon dragon. December 10, 2006

smilf

A Smuda I'd Like To Fuck. See smuda.

That asian chick is a total smilf.

by hehsmuda January 3, 2008

SMILF

broken smile

This can represent either a half hearted attempt to smile
-or-
A faked smile to hide your true emotions

I was depressed and my attempt at smiling was no more than a SMILF.

I SMILF'd at that jerk Joe who thinks he's my friend even though I publicly dislike him.

by xkcd42 February 26, 2009

Smilf

Single Mom I'd like to Fuck

Dam that Smilf is sexy.

by BiG BoB 420 November 4, 2017

Smilf

A “Smilf” is a “small mom in late fourtys” that is attractive

Omg dude your mom is a smilf

by S.m.a.r.tass6.9 November 23, 2017

Smilf

single mom i'd like to fuck

yo your mom is a smilf.

by jeremiah guttierez June 14, 2018