Smiley

A tube shaped neck warmer that slips over your head.

It's only 28 degrees out today, you'd better wear your smiley or you'll freeze.

by izzy_g March 29, 2009

smiley

1. A cold, cough, virus, disease, etc.
2. A character which resembles a face of any emotion.

"I was smiley last night after eating that old food."

"Smileys allow you to express your current mood."

by Mark W July 18, 2008

Smiley

When someone walks up to you pretending to be a friend and knees you in the groin as hard as they can.

"Can you believe Alison? She gave me the worst smiley today. I'm still walking funny."
"Don't be silly. That was just a little love tap."

by Mortechant July 6, 2015

Smiley

Grabbing a woman’s breasts while unconscious and smiling at a camera.

Stewart noticed she was passed out so he gave her a smiley.

by Shield puncher November 18, 2017

Smiley

To give someone a ‘smiley’ is the act of lighting a lighter and getting the top hot then proceeding to burn someone or yourself with it. The burn mark resembles a smile.

“I gave my mate a smiley”

by Somesketchybloke February 23, 2018

Smiley

A guy with A LOT of female friends and is VERY flirtatious

Girl: this dude so cute and sweet
Bestie: oh no honey he’s a smiley

by Annasia December 5, 2018

Smiley

Smiley is a known highrisker that ghosts everyone with his corn cob tooth. He is known to have sexual relationships with a man known as MR RANGER430. He's the strongest man alive and greatest fighter, he has fought mike tyson and knocked him out in his prime. He's around 90 years old and smokes cigarettes while typing on discord with his girlfriend. Smiley is apart of the congo tribe and his arch enemy is a hillbilly chink known as kaboosa. It was caught on CCTV camera when smiley was at the gay club kaboosa had knocked his corn cob teeth out of his mouth and smiley was trying to pick them up then kaboosa slapped the wig off of smileys head.

Smiley and mr rangers wedding is in 2 weeks.

Smiley has 2 years left to live.

Smiley is the strongest man alive.

by Timmothy O Sandel May 11, 2019