smart as a carrot

A well-dressed individual. Sweet man, aye!!

Looking good Billy-Ray, as smart as a carrot Lewis!

by schnizzle2 May 22, 2006

cara smart

A rare woman to find, Cara smart is trustworthy, honest, stubborn, and sarcastic

That Cara smart is a handful, but it's worth it

by Random number 2 December 11, 2016

Shart Cart

A cart which is entirely powered by fart and shart power.

Danny: Taylor, propel that shart cart.
Taylor: Wait, let me gather my shart power. It'll be a second.

by D & T Car Detailing January 2, 2011

shart cart

a type of vehicle that sits on rails similar to a mining cart. The difference between the two is that a shart cart is powered solely by the rider and his ability to generate thrust in the form of a whirlwind of shart spraying from his anus.

joseph: dude my stomach feels like its about to explode but i need to get to my girlfriends house!
bob: dude just take the shart cart there! its a win win situation!

by bagelboy40404 June 24, 2010

Smartcar

a sex move that involves driving a smart car over a woman's hips somehow making their genitalia tighter and then inserting the penis into the vagina

Carlos mocha-late driving a smartcar

by c fizzleee December 3, 2010

SmartCar-ed

When you see an empty parking spot from afar, get really excited, only to realize that that is not an empty spot--that is a smart car only occupying half of the spot.

It is also possible to be MINICOOPERed occasionally.

Damn it, I thought that was a spot but I just got SmartCar-ed.

by tomiri November 25, 2012

Start Their Political Career

To forcefully have relations with an unwilling participant. Bonus points if they're underage.

Did you hear that Ron got caught trying to start their political career at the bar last night?

by Madd/Modd January 20, 2021