Mixed SMAT Arts

Similar to mixed martial arts but only using:

S ack-Tapping
M uffing
A ss-Grabbing and
T ea-Bagging

Until one gives in and gives up

"I challeged Chris the other day to a Mixed SMAT Arts match, let's just say I got him in a tea bagging submission"

by Shittydickster September 13, 2009

SMAT

A SMAT is an acronym for “small mischievous ant towel”. This word is usually found when describing someone awful/ annoying.

“Wow, the squip in the Be More Chill musical is such a SMAT! I hate him! Micheal is so much better.”

by Iamaqueber September 15, 2018

Smat

An idiot who no one likes and has no friends and is adopted

I've heard about you your the smat of the school

by Da fat June 27, 2018

smat nattering

a plethora, an abundance, an absurd and grotesque amount

This smat nattering of bbq meat and booze is a meatfest smorgasbord of decadence.

by Boffo1 February 16, 2023

Smat

When one is small and fat

Ryne: Can you tell me how she looked again?
Dahyanna: She is the smat one. You've see her before.

by Confetti Wap December 13, 2018

Smat

A missspelling of the word Smart

Kai - I am so smat
kai - Smart^
Jake - Your forever smat

by SmatMaster November 9, 2023

Smat

Anyone who is crazy, weird, or wants good grades!!

Parnian is smat!!!!!!

by Forever_13 November 11, 2020