Mixed SMAT Arts

Similar to mixed martial arts but only using:

S ack-Tapping
M uffing
A ss-Grabbing and
T ea-Bagging

Until one gives in and gives up

"I challeged Chris the other day to a Mixed SMAT Arts match, let's just say I got him in a tea bagging submission"

by Shittydickster September 13, 2009

smat nattering

a plethora, an abundance, an absurd and grotesque amount

This smat nattering of bbq meat and booze is a meatfest smorgasbord of decadence.

by Boffo1 February 16, 2023

SMAT

A SMAT is an acronym for “small mischievous ant towel”. This word is usually found when describing someone awful/ annoying.

“Wow, the squip in the Be More Chill musical is such a SMAT! I hate him! Micheal is so much better.”

by Iamaqueber September 15, 2018

Smat

Anyone who is crazy, weird, or wants good grades!!

Parnian is smat!!!!!!

by Forever_13 November 11, 2020

Smat

Someone who is a twat and very smug about it

When he answered that obscure question no-one else knew, he grinned at us like a right smat

by w4rdy January 19, 2024

Smat

smat means you suck at something. literally dogwater.

"im a smat priest because i cant read"

by The Pope Bingus March 27, 2021

smat

see smitten.
a state of infatuation, usually referring to the past tense.

1. you smat me!
2. he's got her completely smat.

by Gems May 17, 2005