Mixed SMAT Arts

Similar to mixed martial arts but only using:

S ack-Tapping
M uffing
A ss-Grabbing and
T ea-Bagging

Until one gives in and gives up

"I challeged Chris the other day to a Mixed SMAT Arts match, let's just say I got him in a tea bagging submission"

by Shittydickster September 13, 2009

Smit-smat

to maneuver and succeed in achieving something but in a clever way

He smit-smatted his way through corporation!

by dictionyner123 April 30, 2023

smat nattering

a plethora, an abundance, an absurd and grotesque amount

This smat nattering of bbq meat and booze is a meatfest smorgasbord of decadence.

by Boffo1 February 16, 2023

SMAT

SMAT , simply meaning " Idiot " .

Sam : "Oi Aubrey you're a bloody SMAT ."

by Chutney Ferret February 14, 2023

smat

see smitten.
a state of infatuation, usually referring to the past tense.

1. you smat me!
2. he's got her completely smat.

by Gems May 16, 2005

Smat

When one is small and fat

Ryne: Can you tell me how she looked again?
Dahyanna: She is the smat one. You've see her before.

by Confetti Wap December 13, 2018

Smat

A missspelling of the word Smart

Kai - I am so smat
kai - Smart^
Jake - Your forever smat

by SmatMaster November 09, 2023