The intimate but secretive action of asserting one’s dominance by using ones upper body muscles and limbs to hang from the top bunk of a bunk bed, while allowing the erect genitalia to dangle with droop into the lower bunk section. This action is most likely and usually done while watching irregular forms of pornography until profusely ejaculating onto the person or subject in the lower bunk section. This action is always finished with the subject (ejaculator) sneakily crawling down from the top bunk onto the subject (ejaculated) to whisper in the (ejaculated) subjects ear “checkmate” to finish the game.
“Mom I woke up with mad glizzy juice on my face, I swear dad was playing Slovakian checkers last night”.
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by Caplocc December 31, 2021
Get the Slovakian McDonald’s mug.To wank, or be wanked, in a particularly aggressive or over-enthusiastic manner. Usually involves an element of discomfort on the part of the person whose penis is being so manipulated.
Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of Slovakian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.
The style then spread to the gay community, where the virile masculinity of the Slovakian form worker was fetishised by the new intelligentsia and middle-classes. They therefore adopted the wanking style as a way of being more "masculine".
Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine Slovakian tractor driver.
Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of Slovakian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.
The style then spread to the gay community, where the virile masculinity of the Slovakian form worker was fetishised by the new intelligentsia and middle-classes. They therefore adopted the wanking style as a way of being more "masculine".
Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine Slovakian tractor driver.
P: Bloody hell - he was pulling on my dick so hard it almost came off!
R: Oh - do you not enjoy a Slovakian Power Wank?
R: Oh - do you not enjoy a Slovakian Power Wank?
by Ricardo_Leeds December 27, 2008
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Austin: Hey Adam, how did your tinder date go last night, did you smash?
Adam: yeah dude I gave her the Slovakian Corn Dog
Adam: yeah dude I gave her the Slovakian Corn Dog
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