Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!

When you're at your local joust and you want to root for the horse with the biggest dick, but you can't tell which one is biggest because the horses have those decorative cloak/skirt things on; this is what you yell

You: Man I want the horse with the biggest dick to win this joust
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!

by Spike The Dragon September 24, 2018

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bunched up like a mini skirt

When something goes wrong or your put in a horrible situation.

"You just pissed in my ear! Thats bunched up like a mini skirt!"

by Low Brass And Alex September 18, 2006

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wet ya shirt up

An expression heard in numerous hip-hop songs, that refers to shooting someone numerous times, causing them to bleed so profusely that their shirt becomes soaked with blood.

"Step off, or I'm gonna wet yo shirt up"

by Hugh Janus February 10, 2005

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skrrt pull up in the coupe beep beep

girl i got your loving on repeat and i bet you never had it like this real good loving light up your wrist. last call are you coming with me. i got some things you want to see, tell all you’re friends that you’re busy they know
they know that we got the chemistry.
love how your body feels on me.
when we get back, let me get that.

skrrt pull up in the coupe beep beep
use it in a sentence: “look! skrrt pull up in the coupe beep beep”, exclaimed mark, with his non-existent drivers license.
alternative/synonym: vroom, riding in my van, honk honk

by icantbelievethatworked August 13, 2019

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Feel-me-up-shirt

A shirt embellished with studs, beads, or other alluring pleasant-to-the-touch attribute that encourages people to want to feel-you-up when you wear it.

I think I'll wear my favorite "feel-me-up-shirt" to the reunion this weekend!

by Alli-gal February 9, 2009

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