sitcom

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If you live in a sitcom you might go bankrupt so your better off as a dink.

Look up dink here.

by Schon September 29, 2003

sitcom person

a sitcom person is some one who originally had no personality, but then watched a sitcom and said, "oh! so that's how i'm supposed to act!". after this "realization", the person then proceeds to bestowing a personality upon them self and labeling them self with titles such as "evil black person who is the bridge between the black people and the emos" or "terrorist, pedophile, and stalker" and even "fattest person alive", instead of finding a personality like regular people. this, in turn, results with acting to portray their new found "personality", annoying everyone around them to the point of 0 tolerance for the person, other than by other sitcom people, who accept each other and make their own little sitcom lives with each other.

oh my fucking god! kevin is such a sitcom person!! he acts as if he is a terrorist, a pedophile and a stalker just because he's middle eastern, people call him a pedophile, and he follows our group of friends around and it's soooo anoying! he is so ignorant and stupid, i wish he'd just leave us alone!

by a prsn June 26, 2008

Sitcom

Using the duration in viewing an entire and complete "Sitcom" (Commercials and all) as a measure of the amount of time something takes. (30 Minutes)

Yo, I saw that new Will Ferrell movie. It was less than 3 sitcoms long. What a gip.

by Marc Cassata March 7, 2008

sitcom person

a sitcom person is some one who originally had no personality, but then watched a sitcom and said, "oh! so that's how i'm supposed to act!". after this "realization", the person then proceeds to bestowing a personality upon them self and labeling them self with titles such as "evil black person who is the bridge between the black people and the emos" or "terrorist, pedophile, and stalker" and even "fattest person alive", instead of finding a personality like regular people. this, in turn, results with acting to portray their new found "personality", annoying everyone around them to the point of 0 tolerance for the person, other than by other sitcom people, who accept each other and make their own little sitcom lives with each other.

oh my god! he is such a sitcom person!! he acts as if he is a terrorist, a pedophile and a stalker just because he's middle eastern, people call him a pedophile, and he follows our group of friends around and it's soooo anoying! he is so ignorant and stupid, i wish he'd just leave us alone!

by aprsn July 3, 2008

Sitcom fold

This is the action of folding something in half once and just rolling it up the rest of the way as if you actually cared about folding it.

Derek: Dude, let's go. I'm about to just leave you here.

Mark: My girlfriend told me to fold this laundry.

Derek: Oh, come on! Just do a couple of sitcom folds and roll out!

by Chaklet Kake June 28, 2010

The Sitcom.

Only the beefest show to some day be on Channel Four. With classic moments. That you will cherish. Forever.

Mostly people screaming and falling off bikes.

"Oh fuck, I thought it was a hill"

(classic Sitcom line)

by Emo Jo April 18, 2005

Oh My Eighties Sitcom

-Also called OMES.

"Oh my eighties sitcom!" is a term meaning "oh my god!"

However, OMES is usually said when something mind-numbingly sweet or heroic happens, derived from eighties' sitcoms which almost always had a happy ending, or good ultimately triumphs over evil.

Can also be used to express sarcasm.

Star Trek: The Next Generation is a good example of OMES, where Picard almost always finds a way to ultimately defeat the bad guy... but that's another story altogether.

Trixie: It was so sweet... Rob asked Ellie out after having a crush on her for three whole weeks!
Delaney: Oh My Eighties Sitcom!

Sammy: And then, at the last minute, Mary Sue managed to save the day!
Lizzie: OMES...

by Lil Miss Magic July 1, 2009