simuselfie

Simulation of selfie, when a person in the Picture extends the arm away from the scene pretending that he-she is taking the photo, while actually another person is taking it, invented in Brazil by biodados miguelito

Hey extend your arm and let's take a simuselfie

by biodados miguelito February 26, 2015

Alabama Siamese Twin

When you insert your body into a girl's asshole so your head is the only thing that sticks out.

Bro, I hit Elle up with a Alabama Siamese Twin.

Damn, you lucky.

by LilDump April 18, 2019

Siamese scream

1) A conjoined pair yelling simultaneously
2) (Colloq.) An occurance which is oft considered the apex of romantic pleasure, known in the medical parlance as a "simultaneous orgasm", in which both partners attain climax at the same moment. (From Siamese twins, referrencing the paired screaming and physical interconnectedness)

"How was your date?" Kathryn asked. "Oh!" Julie replied, "It was fabulous! We started the night with coffee, and ended it with a Siamese scream."

by Earnest June 26, 2006

Siamese shy turtle

When males' testicles or balls or gonads retract and shrivel. Sometimes due to cold or excitement but primarily in this case due to fear and anxiety.

Like two little turtle heads, connected by skin and sinew, pulling back into its/their shell.

Metaphorically similar to a poo shy turtle but technically, physically and emotionally a very different experience.

She was fun, interesting, sexy and his friends wanted to bone her, but the fact that she was clearly cleverer than him gave him a siamese shy turtle. Would she notice? Would she care if she did? Or, does the fact that even imagining approaching her makes his body eat his balls mean that he'll never have the courage to get close enough for his shriveled sack to matter?

"You know that Bobbitt story, right?"
"Awh, man, don't maaan. Giz me a siamese shy turtle just thinking about it"

by RastaVari October 23, 2013

siamese spliff

A siamese spliff involves the the simultaneous handling of both a traditional cannabis joint or spliff and an ordinary cigarette.
In no particular order the user will inhale from one and then the other.

Kelly suggested to Weston that they fire up a siamese spliff. He gleefully agreed. She finished rolling a joint as Weston tossed her a cigarette. They took turns taking deep drags untill the siamese spliff was no more.

by westonshow August 22, 2011

siamese insurance

Where two parties to a criminal act keep evidence against the other ensuring both mouths stay shut. Because of their actions they are joined like Siamese twins.

For instance, a politician who takes a bribe keeps evidence, Siamese insurance, against the person who bribed him.

by SteveDScot October 9, 2013

Siamese Cat

A cat with short hair and colour points along with blue eyes. It also has beige fur.

The siamese cat looks majestic

by MEEZERMEOWBOI January 17, 2021